king jane’s version

:/

i made a giant origami cow skull and a paper cactus flower so now my back is crispy from two straight hours of floor crafting

dude's got the most couchfuckery face any dude has ever had

last year my 14 year old dressed up as paul atreides in a stillsuit and was like hmmmm this was a lot of work i won't dress up next year, but this year he decided actually he's gonna be a tactical cow skull so idfk

making a costume that's way too fucking elaborate like a bunch of fucking freaks instead of buying something at the thrift store

my family's most important hallowe'en traditions are to listen to a bunch of timber timbre and to watch disney's 101 dalmatians on a wild & stormy night

don't worry i'm very vain about my music taste. this was mostly embarrassing because of the ease with which it manipulated my emotions

crisis averted, my 14yo just walked through the kitchen and asked "why's your music so good tonight mummy?" so actually this is just me having sick fucking music taste, not millennial cringe shit 😊

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ah shit and the golden years truly are the -fucking- golden years

ah shit per my last post about music from the early '10s

like god ok i guess i'm not immune to the music from the fuckin golden years

on a whim put on my playlist of dance party songs from the early '10s and it's fucking SO embarrassing how much goddamn dopamine i'm getting from these fuckers

wow the way this sounds like the scene setting at the start of a post-apocalyptic tv show

my family also needs a night off baseball to nap

what if this is just the smell of the world and i was being protected from it by my deviated septum???

i am being dogged by a curious unpleasant smell and i cannot tell if it's attached to me or out in the world and worse, i cannot tell if this smell has always been present and i can only smell it now that i can smell, or if it's new

sad husband came to bed at 3:20 and i was like omg did we at least win??? and he was like 😔😔 no

this post inspired by when i walked into the room to watch the game my brother in law said something about the dodgers and i misheard it to be "the gayest team in the league"

toronto blue gays

*gif/jif voice*: blue gays

his brother is being a cactus so i was like what if you were a cow skull to go with it and he was like what if that cow skull.... wanted to kill you???

i mean if a youth in combat boots and a cow skull approached me i'd be scared as hell ig so happy halloween

i said bro i don't get it what is it and he said it's a W costume is what it is

14yo has decided to be a uhhhhh soldier with a cow skull head for halloween

fuckin a

what if a boy braided his hair so pretty and made a lot of nice stews? what then?

the vibes this fall are: what if a tradwife was a femboy?

disclaimer: i don't remember if nope had really intense parts because i am very adept at covering my eyes and ears if the vibes seem to be going that direction

tryna remember what other spooky non horrors my friends make my baby ass watch in october. sleepy hollow?

how about nope?