oh you showed me how i could make the snack and now you're gonna do a little play about what it could be like if i tasted it? gtfoh
when i see an food account taste a bite of the food they just made and mime how good it is i get such bad ick i don't even wanna try the recipe anymore like ew babe what the hell was that
god it's every fucking day with this shit
i'm taking it one day at a time, so like yesterday i said to my husband "tonight i need to be physically put in the shower and then physically put into bed" and we're here to fight another day baybee
i have been thinking since yesterday about how maybe i need a faggots can literally do anything post-it note on my mirror to greet me in the mornings
i'll pay those guys whatever they ask for 42 grams of protein in a beverage form that doesn't taste like if you were being punished for your crimes
my utmost gratitude to core power for making the only fucking protein shake that doesn't make me wish i had never been born while i'm drinking it
i think my 14yo son is officially irrevocably corrupted as of this calendar year. suddenly he's like "here's my playlist full of radiohead and gorillaz we can listen to while we hang" ok sick and also i'm sorry buddy
calling my husband this morning like heyyyyyy do i have to go to work if i keep crying and lying on the floor every time i try to get dressed?
shits scheduled i can't not do it unless my husband or friends explicitly tell me hey you don't gotta do that
they should invent a rule-following thing that doesn't include not knowing which events/commitments/responsibilities are optional when you're crying all morning
feel like i'm teetering on the brink of autistic burnout and idk wtf i'm supposed to do to stave it off
i keep telling everyone anytime they ask me for anything that i can’t do anything bc ive having a terrible meltdown month but they keep having new stuff to ask me for
we walked to bar burrito and shared a burrito bowl, walked to the convenience store and picked out snacks, we tried to watch napoleon dynamite but he was like wtf and quit halfway through so we watched thor ragnorak instead, and we swam in the pool and talked, god it's so fun having teenagers
my 14 requested to stay at a hotel for his birthday so he and i are gonna stay at the nearest hotel to our house tonight, eat shitty delightful hotel breakfast, swim in an overchlorinated pool, and watch a movie together; this is easily just as much a gift for me as for him wowwww
gus the polar bear from central park by the tragically hip
penny rabbit and summer bear by kishi bashi
i watched the earlier films prior to the release and the biggest fucking shocker for me was finding mel gibson incredibly hot like excuse me, him????? lol
i love the pacing of this movie, like chaos-brief beat-the same fucking chaos again
got myself a kid with a special interest in weather to bypass this eventuality
one of my current pet opinions is that women being taught that lifting is for men is comparable to men being taught that salad/vegetables is for women in terms of just absolutely robbing a whole gender of health and enjoyment for no reason. get the women lifting asap
wild that conversations around women & lifting always gotta address the fear of "getting too bulky" like i have been working my ass off for 12 months hoping to get bulky and it's so fuckn hard to do on estrogen, just get the women lifting
old english words have such a good fucking mouthfeel
drunk at the function thinking about beowulf
i lovvvvve when you find two more of the good teabags, glory be
just folded a pair of my socks which it turns out has the words "breathe" and "repeat" printed on the two inside cuffs, but when i saw just a few of the letters i thought it was gonna say "death before" and "defeat" and idk i just really want the death before defeat socks now
that doesn't really answer your question but it happened to me
last week there was a snowy owl by my house and as i was sitting in my car looking at it sitting on the phone pole it turned and looked me dead in the eyes for a long minute with such comprehension and now i would die for snowy owls
life comes at you fast
i also just got my first dress in 5yrs and keep thinking about a convo i had with my best friend 2yrs ago where he was like so do you think you'll never wear a dress again and i was like yeah probably not mayyyybe unless it was a gown? and now i'm like Get Ready For Sundress They Summer Babey!!!
yeah this absolutely works as a george and jerry apartment conversation
