✨️Pixie✨️

I had to crop (ba-da-bum-bum-bum) this out of a picture for a digital gift card because are we for real

They do not need to go this nutty

Someone needs to tell UPKO to chill the hell out with their logos

IS THAT FUCKING VAUSH?????
THE HELLY?????

Man I dont remember that one, tf?

Where the fuck do I find those ones?

The feminine gaze is crazy like (especially fujoshis)

I have no interest in having sex with you, but my dick will get hard if you think about me as only a sex object anyway

8 Times out of 10, post nut clarity makes me want to nut again.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Office Lady with Big Tits Health Exam

Also you should draw more piss stuff ngl

Im afraid there is no such thing as ironically pissing inside someone.
You must commit

Shoutout to my fellow freaks who don’t give a fuck about Zootopia 2

Nothing in this world can make me care to watch it

I need to know exactly what context this phrase arrived in

WAIT HRT MAKES YOUR HIPS GET BIGGER? LIKE YOUR ACTUAL PELVIS? ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Damn you need to tell me right now who wrote this

Would gay guys still do me even if I had tits?

How is everybody not a freak? Yall just really out here having missionary sex?

Reminds me of this oomf I have who has a misgendering kink

folks, we are not doing “getting into ai generated porn for degradation reasons”

what the fuck?

“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.

So my mother just stated that in her opinion, Taylor Swift is a better songwriter than Warren fucking Zevon.
I'm going to commit matricide momentarily

Man the crazy thing is I dont forgive the actor behind Frasier and I do lowkey think sid vicious was hot

And here we see the beginnings of my inclinations towards anarchism

Also if somebody cares enough to hit me im going to let them

I think it might have something to do the pain of modern life being impossible to understand fully,
And the sadism is sort of cathartic, it's pain I can understand.

Me personally?
Life is already pain.
Touch is Love and Restraint is Relief

Gold star internet users lmaooo

Dang thanks for spoiling the return for me, they dont have it at my local library and I cant afford paramount (or physical) rn 😭

White women try not to be weird challenge any % speedrun