@fauxcasual.bsky.social
Enjoyer of baseball (padres), and being a dad
This is his “pooping myself” face btw
07.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yup. Scripted.
02.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, as we’ve found over the past several years, you can just deny it’s real when the other team wins…
02.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If the dodgers win this, baseball is 100% scripted and nobody should waste another minute on this league.
02.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s what I am seeing also
29.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quitting my job today. The job market is fine, right?
29.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oof. Not even a quality start or a hit for mlb’s prodigal son.
29.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They said there was a family health scare or something that has made them reevaluate their priorities.
26.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The local, family owned pizza place my family has been going to since the 60s is closing this weekend, and it is so sad. Currently a 5 hour wait for same day pizza. Callum playing the same Ms Pac-Man game I played as a kid.
25.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I should never be allowed in a Marshall’s or Ross ever again the way I spent money today
25.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had a special guest on the couch tonight before bedtime
25.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Before this alcs, I thought the Mariners had the pitching to beat LA, but that obviously wasn’t true.
21.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Take a breath, mlb.
19.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy birthday to this absolute unit
17.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They were sadly very good
16.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it love or sabotage when your wife brings home a very large amount of McDonald’s fries?
15.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Didn’t have a Celsius today and I’ve never felt more tired in my life right now
13.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Callum: look! I can stand on one foot
Me: oh, wow! but can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
Watching Hocus Pocus with Callum (4): “dada, what’s a virgin?”
Ummmm
THE ENTIRE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS SHAKING RIGHT NOW
11.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do the Mariners even want to win this game?
11.10.2025 04:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anybody know if Eddie Vedder is at this game?
11.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crazy that not bunting is what will cost the M’s this series
11.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oof those were some Padres-esque ABs
11.10.2025 02:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me to my children: “it’s like I’m dealing with a bunch of children right now”
11.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder where blue jays find all of the peanuts they hide for winter
07.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, good. Look what came in the mail…
03.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Grit squad, more like Gross squad
03.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anybody else not surprised Suarez can’t go two innings in the middle of a game considering he’s the closer?
02.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Well, see y’all next year.
02.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
