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hope you’re all *fired up.* damnit, that pun was so bad i hope the team doesn’t *fire* me. ok im done

love hearing you’re excited for doug — he was one of my favorites to write. and sungwon cho’s performance is perfection.

find out why vice is already calling date everything a “game of the year contender.” also find out why l’il crapper (the 🚽) is destined to become an icon

#promosky hi! 👋 im looking for active mutuals who absolutely love ⤵️

🛋️ sofas
⏲️ egg timers
💻 laptops
🪑 chairs (wooden)
🪴 plants
🪨 a rock
🫙 empty jars
🍴 silverware
🔋 batteries
🫥 existential dread
🚽 chairs (porcelain)
🪣 this bucket

odd, but fantastic

apparently the 2nd most influential characteristic is whether or not you can have sex w/ your microwave — which is fantastic for us

how can i help?

we have a legit philosophy: if a giant corporate studio would say “wtf absolutely not,” then that’s exactly what we should be making

unfortunately we *just* dropped an announcement that we have to delay our release date until june. but we definitely hope you’ll come romance some appliances then!

what’s important is that even when we fight, we always remember to focus on the good in each other. we’re basically role models

‘Date Everything!’, My Inevitable Game of the Year, Is Getting Delayed -- But for a Great Reason 'Date Everything!' stood me up with the news of a delay from its February release, but I guess it has a pretty good reason.

on behalf of the entire sassy chap team let me say: im sorry we let you down @lejenk603.bsky.social. but thank you for calling us your “inevitable game of the year.” we move forward super inspired to ensure we live up to your faith in us!

from personal experience: ray/robbie/the team's sole, unwavering goal from day one of this journey has been to deliver the absolute best game humanly possible. and that endless amount of time, dedication & passion shines through in every detail. it will be worth the wait

Wccftech's Most Anticipated Indie Games of 2025 - Retro and Vibrancy There are a ton of amazing indie games set to release this year. Here is our list of the most anticipated indie games of 2025.

thank you @wccftech.com.web.brid.gy for including date everything in your "most anticipated indie games of 2025!" you called it "a fever dream of a game" — which has definitely inspired the future "date everything: flu symptoms" DLC

listen, a little electrocution i can handle… it’s the heartbreak you never really recover from. although, now that i think about it, my heart issues are probably a result of the electrocution tbh

‘Date Everything’ Is the Valentine’s Day Game I Need -- Making Out With a Toaster? Hell Yeah, Sign Me Up! February is a stacked month for gaming, but I'll be damned if I let 'Date Everything!' fall through the cracks without a fight!

while we're all super stoked to have @lejenk603.bsky.social’s enthusiastic support, i wanna remind everyone to absolutely UNPLUG your toasters BEFORE making out w/ them. pls dont make my mistakes

idk what i should post here, so please enjoy this picture of my cat

7 followers! guess who IS an influencer now dad

i now have 6 followers, but i’m not going to celebrate that. i’m not gonna become one of those self-indulgent assholes

it is my utmost pleasure to announce i have now acquired 5 followers. incredibly grateful

hello to my 4 followers. thank you for the follow. i can not wait to share w/ you my invaluable witticisms to help navigate our wacky modern world