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@provolonee.bsky.social

Retired lifeguard (she/her)

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Latest posts by provolonee.bsky.social on Bluesky

something I have known to be true since I first saw them 11 years ago from the top deck of the accursed Terminal 5 and, even from that shitty vantage point, turned to Winston and said "I need a cigarette": the Bucks are fun as hell to watch

07.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole ex-EVP thing has been so good

07.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In a stunning update, Norman Finkelstein has gone to Martha’s Vineyard to order pierogis and eat them in front of a crying Alan Dershowitz. β€œThey’re really good!” He told Alan while laughing through a mouthful of dough and potato

02.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

I also wonder if that's the real reason she won't reveal her identity.

06.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always wonder what it's like for mothers to read her given how often, and how luridly (compliment), she writes about maternal ambivalence. As a woman who has never wanted children it makes me feel spared.

06.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I read something by Elena Ferrante I think, this, THIS is what fiction is for

06.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to be boring but I watched this again last night and truly it's the fucking goat

06.08.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was becoming a trivia champion once again but I'll watch this back in a bit!

06.08.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

06.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not get on this internet on the 20th anniversary of Katrina and rehabilitate George Bush I swear to god.

05.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3854    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 35

When I stopped watching (around 2016? 2017?) it was honestly so freeing lol

04.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT!

04.08.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13
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Caitlin Clark fans: β€œShe’s being targeted!!! Do something!”

Caitlin Clark:

04.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 830    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 62

Yeesh, hang in there

04.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just gonna say it: Clark needs to take a stronger stand against this bullshit

04.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you, like everyone, are sick of subscribing to too many streaming services, isn't WWE more difficult to watch now that Raw is on Netflix and everything else isn't? It used to be the easiest company to access, for Americans at least, but no longer. No more excuses.

04.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am deeply jealous of him lol

04.08.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone (or a company) is telling you (multiple fucking times) who they are, it’s on you if you continually don’t believe them.

04.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 11

I love this movie. Get your ass to TCM if you haven't seen it.

03.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WE WON A DANG GAME AGAIN THANK GOD

03.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Shot was altered, but did not get the call. Welcome back to the W, Emma." Lol

03.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love our power straight

03.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shot outside the Mohegan Sun arena and the evil tempting Le Creuset next to it

Shot outside the Mohegan Sun arena and the evil tempting Le Creuset next to it

Coverage of today's game opens with a shot of the Le Creuset storefront that taunts me every time I go to a game at this godforsaken arena. Good riddance (potentially).

03.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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when he said he learned about true love from Kenny Omega

03.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Noooooo I don't wanna root against her

03.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you @rjcity.bsky.social for addressing that particular legend about him (good person to not know indeed) and giving him opportunities to bully Nakazawa.

03.08.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT. Omg. This is such a big morning in my life.

03.08.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. Did you hear he was champion for five minutes hahahaha

03.08.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You might as well boo yourselves, dumbasses

03.08.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw when the poverty ass Connecticut Sun franchise has a $325 million price tag…yeah, you can pay those players what you fucking owe them, Stevie Boy

02.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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