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@provolonee.bsky.social

Retired lifeguard (she/her)

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Latest posts by provolonee.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm sorry what the score is what in the hockey game and there's HOW much time left

10.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang! But what a game!!

10.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This gold medal match is stressful!!!!!

10.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That British team has been beastly, I'm stunned they're not even gonna medal

10.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching curling on the sly at work

10.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I know nothing ha. The Americans are probably still the frontrunners?

10.02.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨 Ice dancing couple is skating to Vogue 🚨🚨🚨

10.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching wise. As far as doing them goes it's just mindlessly swimming laps.

10.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrivaled and the Olympics on multiview is my sports happy place

10.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was my favorite Sesame Street song, it just got to me

10.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/kIq8jLj5TzU?...

10.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoken like a true Kota Ibushi fan. (I am too.)

09.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all losing $250 weekly on parlays. That woman can get a third martini.

09.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 25

Yall: THE GRASS WERE ACTUALLY PEOPLE

Me: BAD BUNNY DID A DOUBLE DOLLY SHOT DURING THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

09.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Witherspoon coming from Hangman Page depth

09.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I take it back. This is a great game.

09.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't wanna jinx anything but I am very pleased with how this bad game has gone

09.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Egads! A touchdown!

09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My older niece got to stay up for Bad Bunny and got confused when I popped for Gaga

09.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in

and tonight it is going to happen again

09.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 18

I'm watching my nieces and i just put the younger one to bed so I can only assume that field goal was scored by Ms. Rachel

09.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we gotta keep track of the soft indie covers in super bowl commercials. i can't believe we just got "somewhere only we know." that's ALREADY a soft indie song!!!!

09.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I'm gonna be on edge until I find out how Rickea's doing

08.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Renee.πŸ˜† #AEWCollision

08.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jessica Chastain on Veronica Mars

Jessica Chastain on Veronica Mars

Pre-fame Jessica Chastain is here and pregnant and ill-suited to living on a sunny beach

08.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance definitely doesn't deserve to look at Hilary Knight with his actual eyes

07.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I long for someone to tell Cody Rhodes the truth to his face, that the greatest thing he ever did in his career was be a bicurious failed homewrecker in New Japan Pro Wrestling, and see how he reacts

07.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The feeds are shit too. Constant buffering.

07.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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