Michael Bradt

Illinois is a red state except for those pesky 9M people in the Chicago area!

People who are bored in retirement astound me. I could absolutely find ways to fill my days without the nuisance of work. So many books to read, movies and TV shows to watch, games to play.

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That'll solve it.

Oh, I have some troubling news.

Ignatius was smart, though.

Share a bird pic you took.

It sounds like heaven to be governed by a regime that values education instead of one that intentionally keeps the electorate as dumb and docile as possible.

I miss the days when the US wasn't run by the dumbest mafia ever.

My wife this morning, who fell asleep at halftime: "Sorry the Bears lost."

Me, delightedly: "Oh, do I have a story to tell you."

Chicago is going to be the drunkest it's been since game seven of the 2016 World Series.

Okay, Bears, am I safe to talk shit all day?

Is it even an official statement if it doesn't contain the words "radical," "scum," or "it's the previous administration's fault"?

With Miami beating OSU and Bama getting boat raced, this weekend proved how idiotic it was to exclude the Irish from the CFP, but I'll also point out that the last team to actually beat IU (and soundly) was ND. I don't think they would beat them this year, but they certainly deserved a chance to.

Forget the cognitive exam. I'd love to see him try to pass the Constitution exam.

HERE'S A GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE HIS MOUTH SEWN SHUT.

Honestly, it's enough that he signs his social media posts. That alone tells me he's mentally incapable of running a fucking COUNTRY.

"Love Hurt" will be 100% of the headlines tomorrow, regardless of the outcome of this game.

This administration doesn't understand--well anything, but mostly how the internet works.

My family has been playing one game of Phase 10 for approximately 12 hours. I cannot understand why people like this game.

Looking forward to seeing which of these teams will play IU in an equally-confusing uniform color matchup.

Probably not going to have any controversial completion calls, since neither of these teams can catch a pass.

ND would have absolutely boat raced either of these teams.

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Just a LITTLE intellectual curiosity will verify your statement that he's probably not well.

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I went to a new eye doctor yesterday. So now I have to lie to a total stranger about whether I can see the difference between number 1 and number 2.

I can't explain it, but egg nog is the warmest cold drink.

But they can use that time to show footage of all their championships!

I would have actually considered Marquee if it was a reasonable amount, but $20/month to watch Dempster strategically place whoopee cushions around the studio? Nah, I'm good.

That is one shallow pool.