Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato

my post telling the white house "fuck you" is labeled rude

lol

Can someone who knows fountain pens *please for the love of god* recommend me a Black waterproof ink cartridge (not a bottle of ink) that will fit a Faber Castell fountain pen.

b/c i'm losing my mind here lol

So I said don't fucking scold me over lentils, and she got huffy with a "aren't you a nice person" and blocked me. But lol she was the scold, not me 😅

It's because of this

lol I was making Black Daal which takes hours to make, and apparently I was overcooking the lentils and turning them to mush.

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Online for a couple minutes just to make sure nothing is on fire. Apparently the lentil lady blocked me, after scolding me that I was making lentils wrong (I wasn't). 🤣

This app is amazing.

If you could spare a repost, trying to break out of my usual audience bubble!

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Google won't help 😭 omg it's so complicated lol

Ok. I finished the first 90 minute summary (and scrubbed my kitchen counters, did laundry, and cleaned under the bed lol).

So far? She's honestly just like some indie authors I know running luxe shelf trophy Kickstarters 🚬 just more publicly obnoxious about it

But I have more videos yet lol

Surely they will find him guilty of something with timed served at minimum, but also...good lord

I increasingly feel like this man might get a non guilty verdict and a very large settlement from his eventual lawsuit. This is...I don't have words at this stage.

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Lentil update: I put slightly too much water in, so after six hours they weren't as thick as last time, but it's not a huge deal because I'm freezing it all. So, whenever I pull out a batch, they get a simmer anyway, so I can just plan for a little longer.

Taste is bang on tho.

Remember when they changed the shape of Twinkie's food and she stopped eating? It was the same food!! Just triangle not oval.

Omfg shawn

Still loving the wagon!

I'm making Dishoom's Black Daal which takes hours upon hours to make.

Next time, don't scold me over fucking lentils.

FOLKS I AM IN DEEP WITH AUDRA WINTER DRAMA NOW

I might not finish this video because ... I am in a facebook writer group where normal writers like me are existing and then Britt Andrews types also exist, and I watch how a certain group of readers are not ... and then these writers ...

yeah, I think I'm going to need 5 different alts for this.

Oh god, Kara, I'm 12 minutes in. What is happening omg *sob*

I think I am going to have *so* many thoughts that I will not be allowed to post on bsky

YouTube video by Book Lover Laura Audra Winter: A Lesson Learned the Hard Way

Is this the first one? (omg 90 minutes okay I need to scrub the bathroom LOL)

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also lol I totally recognize a few of the names she covers (and is/was in private groups with them lol)

lol okay I will try to do some chores while I listen lol (been listening while I've been cooking LOL)

I am trying to understand this "Audra Winter" thing and I'm so confused but also I feel like if I watch one more video, I'll understand, and this is absolutely the slippery slope, isn't it?

The homemade chapatis turned out really well! My best yet.

Lentils are still going, but thickening fast now.

Rice is in the cooker.

I've take out some leftover Indian take out from the freezer (well, I wasn't going to just throw it out, like be reasonable here).

blocking 1244

Doing a nice bot block and working on my goal to eventually block everyone on bluesky

This was an hour ago! bsky.app/profile/alex...

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I cried watching this.

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Okay that's enough shitposting at the US government.

Now, back to my black lentils that I've been cooking for three hours now and are ready for the next stage