Matthew Gracie

The Kid Rock residency should bring this right around.

Karma Chameleon to KIDS In America, this airport is playing bangers today.

BUF -> ORD ✈️

See you at @bsideschicago.bsky.social !

I enjoyed the movie, but I absolutely did not understand the "this might be the best film of the 21st century" hyperventilation.

Insert an AI-generated picture of Josh Allen crying over his Meta stock certificates here.

QoTD from the @defector.com comment section: "The Blue Jays are America's Team."

Always love those "why don't the younger generations throw their entire lives and identities into their work like the Boomers did?" articles.

I don't know, man, probably because we all grew up as latchkey kids watching both our parents do that and then they got laid off anyway.

My favorite part of prepping to give a lecture is when the switch flips from "how am I going to talk about this for an hour and a half?" to "how am I going to cover ALL OF THIS in ONLY an hour and a half??!?"

Sell these in extra-long and I'll buy a bunch.

Alas, the sizing chart isn't loading for me?

We really need to get back to the days when candidates started their political careers in city council or the state legislature rather than rolling out of bed one morning and deciding "I want to be one of the 100 most powerful people in the US government."

Same superpower as the Vice President, coincidentally enough.

YouTube video by BSidesAugusta Keynote Address - Developers, Developers, Developers: Your Software Supply Chain is Compromised!

Well hey, enjoy these too.

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Richard Roundtree had breast cancer. If a bad MF like Shaft can get it, we're all at risk.

Security Onion Conference 2025 - YouTube

The videos from last week's Security Onion Conference have been posted, including my talks on what's new in the platform and using Security Onion as a teaching tool. If you couldn't make it to Augusta for the event, here's your chance to catch up!

I've lived in Buffalo for thirty years but I didn't make my First Communion at St Stan's so I'll always be an outsider.

Oh no, my entire political future will be derailed if the press finds out I call my godparents "aunt" and "uncle" even though we're not actually related.

When I was in middle school my aunt once misspoke and told me to "put the coffeepot on the stove", so rather than the tea kettle I melted the carafe from her Mr Coffee to the back burner. Kids are very literal.

A Surface Go 2 running Fedora Linux.

Microsoft makes pretty decent hardware if you put a better OS on it.

TFW you notice a really cool domain in the management console that you don't remember purchasing.

I cannot believe that another team willingly let him go.

For some reason the Democratic Party is held responsible for everything said by Twitter accounts with 30 followers, while the Republican Party is not responsible for anything their elected leaders say in a press conference.

The only people I know who never feel a twinge of imposter syndrome are the ones that would really benefit from it.

"We all know that incident response is only required in an environment with security vulnerabilities or misconfigurations. What this guide presupposes is, what if there weren't any?"

The answer was right there the whole time, don't know how we missed it.

From the NIST guide to incident response:

"Organizations should reduce the frequency of incidents by effectively securing networks, systems, and applications."

Oh, wow, why didn't I think of that?

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When my daughter is telling me what is and is not acceptable for "90s day" at school.

Looking forward to speaking at @bsideschicago.bsky.social this weekend for the very first time -- come learn about the new Human-Centered Investigative Playbook (HCIP) standard by @chrissanders88.bsky.social and how we've implemented it in the free and open Security Onion platform!

The controller of our nuclear arsenal calling a dementia test "very hard" seems bad!

It really says something about the credibility of this administration that I see the signs at the airport about the facial recognition cameras and "we delete the photo immediately after use" and I don't believe that for a single nanosecond.

Screenshot of Borland Turbo Pascal for DOS.

I know I'm old because this was my AP Computer Science platform in high school.