I realize this is not a novel thought but it’s not even evil genius! it’s just an old man pushing the big red button to amuse himself like it’s on a plaque with an animatronic fish that sings a song
every time I read the news and it’s like “yep the war is raising gas prices and Gary here’s been paying a dollar more since the war began because the country’s at war and these are wartime problems during a big war” I feel like I’m huffing glue. One lunatic just woke up and decided this!
yeah religion is cool but have you ever had sex
the catholic version of “ask dad because mom will say no” is ask a jesuit because if it is wrong, probably no biggie
real ones know you can have the mocha frap extra whip 5 pumps. revel in it and the almighty goodness of God its creator also there are some additional things we can get to later
2026 is truly the year these weirdos reverse engineered protestantism
alex, it is so bad
I am going to delete this but I am mad at the world
Anytime I hear about AI at drive throughs, I think about how the McDonalds bot hallucinated a 200 chicken nugget order and I bet the little window opened and they all avalanched out like a winning slot machine.
not me, I’ll be on the train 😎
RIP to anyone in LA who has to work tomorrow and get their day wrecked by the marathon on one hour less sleep.
Today only, you can get a Bikini Kill sweatshirt that benefits the trans continental pipeline. Now that I’ve secured mine, I can post the link.
Dog floods owner with criticism and ideas to eat chicken bone from gutter. Will his owner listen?
losing your job over air force fuckgate is a hell of a way to go out
"How do you think Judgment Day will go for you with so much blood on your hands"
meanwhile It remains capitalized here.
there is not a single mention of negative impacts on learning outcomes, pedagogy, or other students. just pure uncut concern trolling.
every fuckin time
Everyone’s got ants now buumpz buumpz buzmbzm buumpz buumpz
sold.
this is unhinged, they are fine. they are sigma. they call dating “talking”. none of us should know any of this.
I’m getting a puppy this summer and right now i’m cleaning my apartment taking great joy in the thought that this mammal will fuck up my life for a year.
hard to fathom another answer unless you love various seeds between your teeth
was hoping for no
is this going to affect me in any way
I mean I guess that's true for all of us but at the moment I don't have any open sores.
every day a little closer.
it’s roaring back.
I just learned there's a quiet little ambient band called (((O))) and now I want to go to the concert to see how many confused bearded dudes show up with muff ear protection.
I think it was like I ate the egg, had an unpleasant burp and then was like “well it accomplished what it set out to do”
