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You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

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Well done! Shame this is not considered newsworthy by the main news outlets.

29.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Edit: DLR-2L is the cable part for certain Nokia mobiles.

29.10.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First part yes, second part no.

But I am of the age when I remember you can buy a Serial (before USB) cable for your phone, and create your own ringtones/home screen logos.

29.10.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm quite competitive when it comes to the 1% club... I can't believe I was out on the 60% question. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I guess I feel a little better that 40 people in the studio also got it wrong.

25.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trap Door! ๐Ÿ’œ

24.10.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... And it's November 5th again already; the British equivalent to the movie Groundhog Day.

20.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Harriet Gives Jeremy Clarkson A Makeover ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘€ #ClarksonsFarm #JeremyClarkson
YouTube video by Amazon Prime Video UK & IE Harriet Gives Jeremy Clarkson A Makeover ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘€ #ClarksonsFarm #JeremyClarkson

Have you seen his eyebrows? ๐Ÿ˜† m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzvt...

19.10.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Joe Lycett "United States of Birmingham" exhibition... American Gothic. ๐Ÿ˜

18.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Argh! I thought I bricked my Raspberry Pi this evening. Fortunately I got it going again, but I think the SD card might be dying. Ordered a new one anyway; hopefully I can clone the existing one as it's going to be a mission to get everything setup again.

17.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture with a cross head screw a flat head screw a hex head screw and a picture of Nigel Farage underneath his name are the words dick head

Picture with a cross head screw a flat head screw a hex head screw and a picture of Nigel Farage underneath his name are the words dick head

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

15.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Williams F1 one off livery for the USGP in Austin. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

16.10.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww, are deform feeling threatened? ๐Ÿ˜

That's a win in my book!

11.10.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs An โ€œunauthorized partyโ€ may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

We didn't see this happen, no sir kier we didn't, or course this wouldn't happen.

06.10.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's how you can extend Windows 10 support for free before end-of-life in a few clicks Windows 10's official support will end soon, on October 14, but here's how you can extend it for free in a few clicks in Windows settings.

Extended the life of my old laptop for another year. ๐Ÿ™‚ Though more often than not I'm booting LinuxMint on there. www.pcguide.com/news/heres-h...

05.10.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a perfume bottle that contains perfume. Despite the title, this bottle does not contain drugs. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

04.10.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you remove all words after "moment" then I totally agree.

03.10.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me, Kid A and Amnesiac were a hard listen for a few years (I came to appreciate them albums later) but HTTF felt like a return to the Radiohead I loved. I'm happy I got to see them live on that tour (supported by Asian Dub Foundation) ๐Ÿ™‚

03.10.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nigel Farage - 1981 School Letter | PDF Dulwich College letter from 1981 reveals fascism and racism concerns about Ukip leader Nigel Farage

The frog faced grifting snake oil salesman was a fascist at school; who would have thought? www.scribd.com/doc/16945471...

01.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Job (Kil)done! ๐ŸŒน

When Botterman got sin'd I thought we were screwed, but fair play for digging in and getting the job done.

And that scrum on 65 mins. MASSIVE!

Commiserations to Canada; probably one match too many for them. If they went professional then they will be a force to reckon with. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

27.09.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who will win the 2025 Rugby World Cup final? Saturday's monumental Allianz Stadium showpiece represents a mouth-watering clash of styles.

The day is here. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Whilst England are probably the favourites, Canada are the team hitting form and you can't help but marvel over how they have made it to the tournament. This is going to be massive!

27.09.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vulnerability detected on an app you have installed because it doesn't get updated. It doesn't get updated because it's permanently disabled. Please re-enable, download and disable again. ๐Ÿคฃ

25.09.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That was a tough watch, but the Red Roses are in the final! Botterman, Kildunne and Jones were all epic today! Bring on Canada! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‰

20.09.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hey Donald, welcome to Windsor Castle
YouTube video by Led By Donkeys Hey Donald, welcome to Windsor Castle

๐ŸŸ ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8V4...

17.09.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But yes, there are flaws to a ring main, such as the ring being broken and excessive spurs.

17.09.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's correct that if a ring main is broken then the current capacity drops to 16A. However an insulation test can be carried out between the two cables on the load side of the MCB. I understand that electricity regs have since been updated.

17.09.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not really. Ring mains are designed to handle 32A but a single plug is designed for 13A, which is sufficient for a single appliance. The fuse prevents overloads.

17.09.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's got to hurt. ๐Ÿ˜† I'm guessing Kuenssberg wasn't nominated? ๐Ÿคฃ

11.09.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Calling someone a flag shagger is as bad as racism, insist racist flag shaggers Hypertensive curtain-twitchers, whose crippling insecurity propels them to find self-worth in symbols and hatred of anyone different, have spent the past 48 hours claiming that being the butt of soโ€ฆ

This satire article seems moreso relevant today as it was when it was written four years ago. ๐Ÿ˜‘

10.09.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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