Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
These MFs saw Idiocricy as aspirational in tone
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Son you gotta run the damn ball
God I would love to invent sins Seahawks twitter/bluesky hasn’t already created at this point. Challenge difficulty: Impossible
There once was a bit master named Griff. Honor him.
Matt FUCK yes brother
Now he’s a serious poster. Hate 2 see it
I mean it does track
Yeah but tracks perfectly
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Team USA so juiceless they've got poor Dumper in the crosshairs getting roasted. Just an all-time vibes-less, shambling, baseball automaton that exists solely for the purpose of making sure no one has too much fun. The perfect avatar for modern America.
They've already got a Pro Bowl QB
Well in their defense being reminded that your Basketball Jesus is a rapist may be hard for some people to hear
Desperately need President Trump to post about this at some point
Stretched some old Short Relief muscles for this one. I miss writing silly pastiche.
For those pearl-clutching over the damage done to Kobe’s legacy by Bam Adebayo last night, Kobe still
leads Bam in sexual assault allegations, so you guys still have that to lean on.
Whenever these guys run into something/someones who will fight back against them tooth and nail, they fold. Every time. They came to power playing a schedule entirely consisting of the Washington Generals. They cannot handle real heat, and for that reason they will fail.
I think a fair amount of what’s going on in Iran and generally the way this administration views international relations is they think they can deal with the world the way they do the Democratic Party at home. They, uh, are not right about that imo.
Needs to fail a bit more but then he’d be perfectly qualified
The Randy Arozarena-Cal Raleigh Conflict, as Told by Jane Austen
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You want the Seattle Mariners to finally, just once, make a World Series and relieve the region of this curse
I want them to RETVRN to their status as the sport's premiere explorers and innovators in the field of the art of dick tripping
We are not the same
This has been one of the least stupid Mariner offseasons in memory. Yesterday's Randy/Cal spat was a reminder of what we've been robbed of all winter. In keeping with that spirit I need the team to break camp with *checks notes* Brennen Davis on the roster.
On one hand it’s very funny that Mark DeRosa is just sort of stumbling his way through the WBC in blind ignorance. On the other I support his sincerely held belief that numbers are evil and the true enemy we must all defeat. America, as they say, is a land of contrasts.
Yeah LeBron is an obnoxious cheeseball with a God complex but he's not evil
The deification of Kobe Bryant - a true asshole whose legend is built off the backs of teammates and Nike marketing geniuses - used to really really confuse me. Thank you to our modern times for helping to clarify how this kind of thing works.
The entire pitching side of the roster has been treated basically like a sitcom clip episode.
Also correctly identified Seattle Times Beat Reporter Ryan Divish as Bowser.
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Relevant to last night's baseball events I was reminded of The Light Bat very correctly identifying Dominic Canzone as Cat Luigi. thelightbat.substack.com/p/emergency-...
