Nathan Bishop

I never understood why the Mariners allowed Andy to be photographed looking like this lol

Me IRL

Having both your teenagers have a rough day at their various extracurricular activities the same day WWIII starts……not recommended actually

2008 Jeff Weaver-ass President

Merton Hanks is like “damn that kid’s got a long neck”

They’re good sneakers, mart

The correct answer is trade for 9 so he can celebrate another title he played no role in winning

They’re all traditional Pittsburgh Toilets as well

Cole Young is from Pennsylvania and hasn’t shown up to work without his pants on ONCE* so I assume it’s like Yale

*That we know of

Pffft like I live somewhere fancy enough for a Denny’s all we got is a vacant and absolutely-not-haunted old Shari’s building.

Only issue here is this attempt to get the “Colt Emerson” nickname to stick. His name is Colt McColt, as the Lord done made him

The Colt McColt Agenda is gaining traction. The people yearn for groundalls in the hole to once again be successfully fielded.

Getting out-woke’d by John mf’ing Piper brother I just don’t know

How the fuck am I supposed to do satire in the modern age?

Damn this rocks. Thanks as always

I learned from my SBN days that if something is good and people like it it will simply never be cancelled

Getting out-woke’d by John Piper lmaooooooooooooooo

You’re telling me the Western World is being brought down by Pedo Man, Babby Goebbels, and The Incel?! Smdh

Not the problem of course but I’m constantly disappointed by the 30-grade level villains this Great Age of Villainy has produced

He looks like if one of the OG Die Hard baddies were melting

The boy? Yes

Rumored MLB salary floor figures are unserious - Marc Normandin is creating baseball coverage, featuring leftism The good news is that all this talk of a salary cap makes it seem even less likely that a real fight over one is brewing.

That rumored MLB salary floor is why I have a section on my labor newsletter that is called "Management Bullshit"

Anyway, lots of thoughts on that figure and what it means

Yeah I’m fairly sure one of my groomsman did this on accident at my bachelor party

Yeah without the "other terms and conditions apply" you can lawyer this where a lot of people get through it I think

If it's any beer then this is simple and even if it's not I could do this pretty easily, if extremely uncomfortably. It's $50 million dollars. Hit me up, Mr. Beast

/After exactly one-half (1/2) American Beer

Y’all ever just stare at the clouds and stuff

A beer overlooking the beautiful Puget Sound

Far too long since a Deck Cold One™️

I’m also assuming what I am Floridians call “crocs” are very different

Almost every statement DHS has made in the past few months about any incidents where someone has died or been subject to unaccountable federal violence has been proven false.

no such thing as other people's children