Nathan Bishop

It’s a winning, popular message with looming midterms.

This is the future liberals want

I am “my whole family of four is eating out together but taking three cars to get there” years old

Go Mariners

Or

😎

🎶Eeeeeeven Throoooooooow🎶

Stole and instantly doubled. The kind of efficiency only a great baseball ops department can provide.

K I’ve decided spring training results matter. Today.

I think many many ostensible liberals cannot free themselves from the idea that material success and/or political power must, on some level, be the result of merit, deep-level subterfuge, superior intellect.

Norm Nation cannot be defeated and that includes when it’s time to party, dudes to rock, and etc.

Going with Boromir. He fought bravely. He kept his honor. Etc.

Dylan Moore saved him from this madness. He is Redeemed

why

I have Pippen as Munenori Kawasaki but I like where your head is at

Jerry Dipoto (h/t @eagleheart.bsky.social)

Hm well here it would probably help if I knew anything about Twilight but I’m going say the hateable one

Felix is either Boromir (doomed, vainglorious, fallen through hubris, redeemed through sacrifice) or Luthien

“The story of a prospect who sacrificed immortality for the team he loved”

“What happened to him?”

“…..he died”

Jerry Dipoto is a vampire

While I'm willing to accept a few separate outcomes one crucial, inarguable point is that Felix is *not* Aragorn

Just went through a rigorous dialectical discussion re: assigning various Marinerverse characters into Lord of the Rings

Have you listened to Jage and I talk about your Seattle Mariners yet? If not, consider yourself Austin Jackson because you suck and are dead to me.

No I have never been owned. Also Jage is great listen to Nation’s Only Seattle Mariners Podcast.

Chotiner: You have employed thirty-four different second basemen in your tenure. Is there a reason you find the concept of stability at that position so threatening?

Jerry: Stability is just another word for "lack of churn."

Chotiner: I see. Fascinating.

Just recorded a podcast. About baseball

Man I followed the NFL all season and could have sworn the Rams pick was 32. How’d they get all the way to 29?

He is alive in our hearts and in our basements.

Brought back a legend for the new avi to celebrate the forthcoming season. Also this is the year Bonghit gets to AAA. Don't sleep on him.

I think they have a good chance of doing that!

Yep that line is brutal I have no idea which I’d take.

I think the rotation is the key to the season because A) it’s the most talented part of the roster overall and B) the positional group collectively is likely to take a step back from last year.