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Charlie Vergos

@charlievergos.bsky.social

Comedian/Comedy Producer in Memphis, TN, formerly New Orleans, Chicago, Brooklyn, and earlier Memphis Follow me for posts that deserve more than they get smh.

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Blue state liberals & Rural TN Trumpers

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Pearl-clutching about crime in Memphis without actually caring about fixing it and validating Trump’s false premise for sending in the National Guard to stand around buying blue Powerade at the Bass Pro Pyramid

10.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your city isn't being threatened by the feds, it's lame as hell

04.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to see him try to do crowd work with the North Sentinalese one day

02.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who’s had to substitute teach a class without a lesson plan before, I don’t envy ICE rn.

30.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re: National Guard in Memphis-

You know all these out of town folks gonna be out here looking up β€œcrime” on Google maps

29.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fun thing about Memphis rn is if you just moved here for a medical rotation or TFA and own a pair of hiking boots, you could convince folks you’re the National Guard

19.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television

17.09.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 800    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

The more I read about this order to send the National Guard to Memphis, the more it seems like this is the plan so far:

1.) Send a press release
2.) ?????

16.09.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harper Lee was also southern!

09.09.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, I’m just trying to go about my Saturday in peace. Crazy that this dude comes from the same country as Jim Henson

06.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Denver hack: β€œI’m sorry, I’m still getting used to the altitude and have the spins” is a great way to get out of talking to someone with a clipboard

05.09.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not lonely enough to be a content creator

04.09.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing e-mails should be hard. I already got 8,000 of those shits to sort through as is, I don’t need those sick fucks to be more productive.

β€œOh, wow, look how efficient my gym membership’s debt collection team has got”

Anyways, at the Comedy Fort in Ft. Collins tomorrow night

03.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s this moderate consensus among learned people rn that β€œno, obviously businesses shouldn’t rely entirely on AI to do people’s jobs, but it can be a useful tool to help complete tedious repetitive tasks like sending e-mails” and honestly, fuck that too… (1/2)

03.09.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d have watched Get Out a third time if I could

28.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m seeing all the old ass boomers in the comment sections saying β€œsend the National Guard to Memphis!” like yall don’t personally remember how great it turned out for the city the last time that happened

20.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well the good news is that the prednisone I was just prescribed is distributed by EPIC pharma, llc

Rad!

17.08.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Late night shit: best meal before doing stand-up is a veggie burrito and a coke.

Best accessories for a long drive after the set: Starbursts regular and Burt Bacharach

15.08.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record I have not seen or thought about this movie in 20 years

10.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been listening to the Mexico episodes of the Revolutions podcast lately and am devasatingly ashamed at how excited I get every time I gain a new insight into the C Plot of Ocean’s 12

10.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What changed? They figure out how to move a picture around a little bit? Papyrus 2?

05.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Microsoft Word trying to charge me $10/month like pen and paper don’t exist go fuck yourself

05.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been blocking anybody who posts a picture of a lobster roll they’ve eaten lately. It’s not a photogenic food!

05.08.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shooting in NY last week confirmed my opinion that football’s great as a video game, but not as a real sport. Like, I would play the shit out of a game that follows a RB through his career and then turns into CTE San Andreas

Too many head injuries and commercial breaks for the real world tho

04.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tennesseans: Don't California My Tennessee!!!

Also Tennesseans:

02.08.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Museum of Disgusting Food in Malmo, Sweden. Their brochures are barf bags and it has a β€œthis many days since someone vomited here” counter at the entrance. Also, it’s told with a tone of acceptance and cultural relativism and not just gawking at exotic shit

01.08.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would love to help, but I’m busy trying to figure out the whole deal of the lady I saw yesterday driving a green Toyota Rav 4 with a license plate border saying β€œWho is John Galt?” on my street in Memphis yesterday.

No bumper stickers at all.

31.07.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing yall are counting the two dribbles SGA takes at the free throw line?

31.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every comedy producer should have a second, different colored light to tell the comedian on stage that the audience member they’re trying to do crowd work with is a known problem and, for the sake of everyone, to please disengage as quickly as possible

29.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn yall, this inflation’s so bad, the flies wouldn’t get off my porch until my bags of water had nickels in em!

Nickels I tell ya!

26.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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