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Pearl-clutching about crime in Memphis without actually caring about fixing it and validating Trumpβs false premise for sending in the National Guard to stand around buying blue Powerade at the Bass Pro Pyramid
10.10.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If your city isn't being threatened by the feds, it's lame as hell
04.10.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Excited to see him try to do crowd work with the North Sentinalese one day
02.10.2025 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As someone whoβs had to substitute teach a class without a lesson plan before, I donβt envy ICE rn.
30.09.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Re: National Guard in Memphis-
You know all these out of town folks gonna be out here looking up βcrimeβ on Google maps
29.09.2025 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A fun thing about Memphis rn is if you just moved here for a medical rotation or TFA and own a pair of hiking boots, you could convince folks youβre the National Guard
19.09.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television
17.09.2025 23:51 β π 800 π 102 π¬ 15 π 6
The more I read about this order to send the National Guard to Memphis, the more it seems like this is the plan so far:
1.) Send a press release
2.) ?????
16.09.2025 00:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Harper Lee was also southern!
09.09.2025 04:18 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man, Iβm just trying to go about my Saturday in peace. Crazy that this dude comes from the same country as Jim Henson
06.09.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Denver hack: βIβm sorry, Iβm still getting used to the altitude and have the spinsβ is a great way to get out of talking to someone with a clipboard
05.09.2025 23:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm not lonely enough to be a content creator
04.09.2025 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Writing e-mails should be hard. I already got 8,000 of those shits to sort through as is, I donβt need those sick fucks to be more productive.
βOh, wow, look how efficient my gym membershipβs debt collection team has gotβ
Anyways, at the Comedy Fort in Ft. Collins tomorrow night
03.09.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thereβs this moderate consensus among learned people rn that βno, obviously businesses shouldnβt rely entirely on AI to do peopleβs jobs, but it can be a useful tool to help complete tedious repetitive tasks like sending e-mailsβ and honestly, fuck that tooβ¦ (1/2)
03.09.2025 19:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβd have watched Get Out a third time if I could
28.08.2025 02:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well the good news is that the prednisone I was just prescribed is distributed by EPIC pharma, llc
Rad!
17.08.2025 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Late night shit: best meal before doing stand-up is a veggie burrito and a coke.
Best accessories for a long drive after the set: Starbursts regular and Burt Bacharach
15.08.2025 07:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
For the record I have not seen or thought about this movie in 20 years
10.08.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve been listening to the Mexico episodes of the Revolutions podcast lately and am devasatingly ashamed at how excited I get every time I gain a new insight into the C Plot of Oceanβs 12
10.08.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
What changed? They figure out how to move a picture around a little bit? Papyrus 2?
05.08.2025 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Microsoft Word trying to charge me $10/month like pen and paper donβt exist go fuck yourself
05.08.2025 21:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβve been blocking anybody who posts a picture of a lobster roll theyβve eaten lately. Itβs not a photogenic food!
05.08.2025 08:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The shooting in NY last week confirmed my opinion that footballβs great as a video game, but not as a real sport. Like, I would play the shit out of a game that follows a RB through his career and then turns into CTE San Andreas
Too many head injuries and commercial breaks for the real world tho
04.08.2025 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tennesseans: Don't California My Tennessee!!!
Also Tennesseans:
02.08.2025 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Museum of Disgusting Food in Malmo, Sweden. Their brochures are barf bags and it has a βthis many days since someone vomited hereβ counter at the entrance. Also, itβs told with a tone of acceptance and cultural relativism and not just gawking at exotic shit
01.08.2025 11:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Would love to help, but Iβm busy trying to figure out the whole deal of the lady I saw yesterday driving a green Toyota Rav 4 with a license plate border saying βWho is John Galt?β on my street in Memphis yesterday.
No bumper stickers at all.
31.07.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβm guessing yall are counting the two dribbles SGA takes at the free throw line?
31.07.2025 18:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every comedy producer should have a second, different colored light to tell the comedian on stage that the audience member theyβre trying to do crowd work with is a known problem and, for the sake of everyone, to please disengage as quickly as possible
29.07.2025 18:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Damn yall, this inflationβs so bad, the flies wouldnβt get off my porch until my bags of water had nickels in em!
Nickels I tell ya!
26.07.2025 00:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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