Crude oil would be named fuckin Brent
The Trump folks really gonna call this a "special military operation"?
I don’t care if it is a Friday, All Things Considered talking about Mitski’s album only 8 minutes into the broadcast is a cry for help
We need to bring “office-job brain” into consciousness the same way “car-brain” has been. Your physical body is an important part of consciousness!
Any chance they make a Fitbit that comes with zero chance of giving power to wealthy and duplicitous snitches?
Probably a bad sign for AI’s branding that I’m constantly confusing Nvidia with Nxivm
I often have a hard time wrapping my head around humans being 60% water, but not when I‘m watching a slo mo replay of someone doing the luge
I feel like if anyone in the Grizz organization had ever broken up with someone they still had 3 months left on the lease with, they would’ve handled this Ja situation differently
This weird ice is finally melting and has every snowman looking like a Brancusi
Man, this new season of Fargo really sucks ass
On top of everything else, remember that the $200 Billion in funding ICE got last year from Congress was deficit financed. So not only did we pay for yesterday’s murder, but we’ll be paying the interest on that murder for generations.
Man, wish the Grizz could figure their shit out, this team is so much fun
I’m not mentally prepared to see Ja playing for another team
New Year’s Resolution just dropped if any other sick fucks want to go through this with me
So do they think that capturing Maduro is gonna get Americans to stop buying cocaine?
Flight’s delayed until 1:15 AM. Anyone know of a good after hours bar at the Charlotte Airport?
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
Ugh *best working comics
Memphis, if you like the kind of stand-up that’s live and in-person and not highly edited 20 second clips with no stakes, one of the working comics in the country is at the Hi Tone tonight and is absolutely worth your time
Shout out to this printer for being a British judge
lol Zach Edey’s got the Grizz rollin lately, so I tuned in to sports talk to hear if the people who watch and talk about sports everyday had an interesting thoughts and it was just 3 dudes going “HE’S SOooooo BIG!!!! HE’S FRICKIN’ ENORMOUS!!!” for like 7 straight minutes
Coming out of my internet break to do my small part to put Zach Edey's name out in the culture
My man asked for the Charlie Brown special
Sometimes stand up takes you so far off the beaten trail that Piggly Wiggly comes back from the dead
New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
Wow, it’s only October 25th and I’m ALREADY seeing Christmas ads for Etsy that pre-empt the video of ICE abducting the Chicago Laugh Factory’s night manager (US Citizen)
Finally saw the plans for the new White House
