Simon 🏳️‍🌈

A close up of a rose that is a mixture of peach, orange and yellow in colour

The same plant but further away, showing some additional roses.

I got given this rose bush as a present earlier this year, and it has continually bloomed all summer so far. I'm not particularly green fingered, so I'm pretty pleased with these 😊

Tbh, I ordered the OG one by mistake, but it also works fine and the additional features for the Switch 2 pro controller aren't worth the additional price for me anyway. Only thing is I wish it would still power the Switch 2 on remotely, but that's only a small niggle

It should do 🤔

Yeah it's an original one, but it works on the Switch 2

Picture of a Switch 2 pro controller and two Switch games

I bought myself presents 🎮

Nothing beats the soundtrack from the OG PS1 game though

Coffee helps everything!

It fuelled a passive agressive email, so now I'm feeling much better 😂

Picture of a man sat in a computer chair, taking a selfie, holding a glass of iced coffee.

Happy Wednesday! People are trying my patience; coffee is needed 😅

A picture of a man holding an iced coffee in a mason jar glass

I am having a long, hard day 😮‍💨
Iced coffee to the rescue!

A selfie of me lying on the sofa, looking at the camera, holding a Switch2 controller

Having a lazy Saturday

A screenshot from Pokémon Violet showing a caught shiny Cetitan and lots of gained items

Jackpot

I tried again later and found 3 more that I actually managed to catch without them KO-ing themselves 😁

How's your day going 😮‍💨

He's so chonky and limp-wristed, I love him 😂

My thoughts exactly

Various coloured plant pots shaped like dinosaurs and containing succulents

I went into Sainsbury's to grab a quick drink. Came out with four dinosaur plantpots and succulents

Yeah, I liked the gameplay and the art style and everything like that. HATED the story and that stupid bloody book 😅

It's lovely up there!

Just finished 'It Takes Two' on the Switch. What did people think of it?

A screenshot from Pokémon Violet, showing the character interacting with various small Pokémon

I successfully caught all of the shiny electric Pokémon from this weekend's mass-outbreak event 😁

Close up picture of a multicoloured, jewel-style, circular earring.

Thanks, they were a present but I think they were off Amazon. They are actually more multicoloured than black up close

Thanks 😊

Big soz

A topless man stood in a bathroom, looking at the camera, having just shaved the beard back to stubble

Had a tidy-up. The sweat sheen on the forehead is still semi-permanent in this weather, but at least my face can breathe better 😅

Picture of a man with messy hair wearing a grey t shirt, looking at the camera with a resigned expression at the fact that it is, once again, monday. He is also clutching an iced coffee.

Monday, innit

An open glass door to a conservatory. The glass pane has completely fractured throughout.

In a gardening accident involving a strimmer and a stray stone, the conservatory door got smashed today. I handled it remarkably well (ordered chinese and ate my feelings). It's better than having a complete Menty B over a door, I suppose

Excellent choice

A small cactus in a pot on a windowsill. It has sprouted a yellow flower on top.

Same cactus, different angle.

OK, diva! This was unexpected.

Looks lovely 😊