@amusingpseudonym.bsky.social
"putting god given talent to hellish use"
"They call me MISTER Shears."
18.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It knows what it did. 🤨
18.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are his mousse shooters mechanical or organic?
18.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If only there was an app he could ask for ideas.
18.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better there than Dulles. If I have to keep hearing his name long after he's gone, everytime there are travel delays in the DC area...😫
18.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they're shrink-to-fit? 🐦🐦 / 🪨
18.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you have to cut around Rock spitting out the milk
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"Sure, leave it in. Ooh, and ask if he'll let us use his song about methadone clinics."
18.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Sure, leave it in. Ooh, and ask if he'll let us use his song about methadone clinics."
18.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When you have to cut around Rock spitting out the milk
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Is there some kind of weird fisheye effect going on, or are her feet actually bigger than her head?
17.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love that most communications from the leader of the free world wouldn't pass entry level organizational cyber security scrutiny.
17.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dale sounds like he's about to "hear me out" Sharia.
17.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I
17.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 12%: "Why are they laughing?"
17.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Wow, they are REALLY dragging this story o-holy SHIT"
17.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, I'm not predicting outcome, just spitballing what their game plan may be.
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A Soylent Green Giant can, and no, they don't know which part of the person the Niblet comes from.
16.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎶 Heathcliff
🎶 It's me, I DP
16.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Okay, mea culpa, our bad. We'll reinstate you for the next election. But oh! Would you look at the calendar?"
16.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Not allowed" doesn't mean it can't be done, just that they'd get sued for it. I wouldn't be surprised if they're counting on dragging things out in the courts until they can claim there's no remedy since the election has already come and gone.
16.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
He's the Hunter now? So the FBI is going to seize his hard drives? 🤔
16.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm curious about the "identify" part. What information is the AI assignment editor reviewing for local stories -- police blotters? Other newspapers?
16.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure this was a computer security captcha in an 80s sci fi movie. 🤔
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