@amusingpseudonym.bsky.social
"putting god given talent to hellish use"
Plus none of those images are from the 2025 commercial being criticized.
09.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Quick, @blainecapatch.bsky.social got Mad TV back on the air
youtu.be/hc-fyMU2wlY?...
How much does he charge for these shitshows?
09.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Why Does HR Laugh At Me Naked?"
09.11.2025 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶 A horse is a horse, of course, of course
🎶 And no one can talk to a horse, of course
🎶 That is, of course, unless the horse is a high-functioning sociopath
(I swear this was going to be relevant when I started typing, but the stream of my consciousness took a weird turn)
Viewers: "This is AI garbage!"
AI: "No, I'm... isn't..."
"Where are you from?"
"Reality."
Necronomicrown moulding
08.11.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You roll in hot when the perp has cold cuts.
07.11.2025 07:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So one way or the other, the rest of us will be rid of her?
07.11.2025 07:55 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
07.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Wait till you see it at night. The neon really pops.
07.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/amus...
06.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man wearing suit and napkin, ready to dig in with knife and fork
He forgot something in the other room
06.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1bsky.app/profile/amus...
06.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should have gone for littering.
06.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
If he'd cracked open a Diet Coke
06.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👍 Secure your own oxygen mask before helping others
06.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Minimum credit to Oz for remembering he used to be a doctor.
06.11.2025 17:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was it an irony attack?
06.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know the correct pronunciation of his last name (nor do I care to) but I imagine it's clearly meant as an invective, like a portmanteau of douchebag and asshat.
06.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He expanded his anti-Diversity crusade to include menus.
06.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Turns out Vanessa Williams is a major gun fu-natic."
05.11.2025 14:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just glad I didn't end up settling for "Now that we've gotten them to stick / I sound like John but look like Nic"
05.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me know if he needs boxes
05.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally cracking that last couplet is, sadly, the greatest feeling of accomplishment I've had so far this month
05.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🎶 But now we're peeling off our face
🎶 And putting it in the other's place
🎶 A totally real thing we can do
🎶 since the late 90s, ask John Woo
