I’m jealous of your bike lanes. Wish my city had lanes like that.

Once I met members of a cult who all wore glitter on their faces. Maybe this is similar.

I just whisper that her fluff is glorious. It’s true and she knows it.

Protein AND ferments 😉

He’s a lunatic.

Seriously. Instead of paying a PR firm for a crap survey, use the money to pay your employees more. Higher wages=higher job satisfaction=going the extra mile for the customer=bigger growth of your company. This really isn’t rocket science.

And measles. Don’t forget the measles.

Obama is so so so good at this.

You, quite literally, took the words from my mouth.

I love the news hour. I feel better informed after watching it.

She must be intellectually and morally deficient.

Words. What do they mean. 🤷‍♀️

Words don’t mean anything.

Cats are just weird. And I love them.

And here I was, thinking no one in the administration was planning for the future.

The black circles around his eyes!

We’ve just built the next generation of terrorists. In 15-20 years, we can look back to this moment as the cause.

And one other item.

But what about the ferments?

With a ferments chaser.

Cover of The Lancet:

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So’s your old man.

So tired of this dude. Time to take out the trash.

Well of course she did!

Preach, sister, preach.

Just in case you haven’t already seen these, the post office is now selling MANATEE STAMPS!

Too bad the president had to embarrass us by posting that unsportsmanlike picture after such a great win.

Someone missed the message of brotherhood from the Olympics.

Or the problem of not having the signal lights detect your presence. I’ve run red lights simply because the lights can’t tell I’m there with my bicycle. And not cars are around to come to my rescue. Drives me nuts.