Whenever you reach for crumbs, I want u to slap ur own hand & repeat after me: “I’m not a crusty leather bag, I’m a mf birkin bag—so y’all better treat me like one”, spin 10 times in front of the mirror, and then scream for 10 seconds straight and make out with your own reflection.
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