I haven’t been on here in a while. Is it just Twitter, but less nazi?
the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
I’ve just spent 5 mins watching my stretching app so I wouldn’t lose my streak.
Finally! Hot cross buns just for me!
Stephen Pollard once accused Jeremy Corbyn of being antisemitic for criticising ‘the people who caused the 2008 financial crash’, which he pretended to believe was a coded reference to Jewish people
Thank you!
Whoa Black Betty…
Does anyone still do #whamageddon? I’ve just gone out. Blindsided on @bbcradio2bot.bsky.social
Women are 65% more likely to read a nonfiction book by the opposite sex than men are. And I know so many women who have felt excluded from conversations around #nature. So here’s a starter pack for women nature writers. Please send recommendations - I want it to be much fuller! go.bsky.app/PVHJMXS
I mean, who doesn’t know how to work a hammer?
I’ve just realised I didn’t have a half term and now I know why I’m having a breakdown every day.
When life hands you gremlins, make gremlinade.
I run an alternative comedy night in Eastbourne and our next one is on Sat 25 Nov, upstairs at The Lamb Inn and is just £10 + £1 booking fee for three brilliant acts. Come on down www.wegottickets.com/event/598864
Excellent book haul day!
Somewhere to hang yer bag while you take a photo of yerself having a wazz in a rainbow toilet… not much to ask, is it?
Confusing…
I currently need 53 sign-ups if I'm going to make rent this month (might be less if patreon actually process payments for once)
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 500 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
Please just give it a try. You improve my life massively and can cancel anytime.
Pretty unfair that single, childless people aren't celebrated the same way that couples and parents are. We're expected to go to baby showers, hens, stags, and weddings, but not ONE person ever shows up to support us enrolling in a cult to tend the sacred fire in Vesta's hearth for thirty years
To be fair, dinosaurs around the world sounds excellent…
Since when did everyone get 2 week half terms?!
I LOVE these games! I will be doing the same!
Latest Nana Doodle. I asked my ancient Nana for some tips for life and she said ‘I don’t give advice. Except….’ And then proceeded with 319 words of wisdom…
Definitely a big deal! 💜
Thank you Michael!
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“We are experiencing an unusually high level of indifference to customer service”
