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@tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ born, but slowly "verkazen" ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ 32, gay boy with still too much time on his hands

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The charitable read is that pretty much only white people are dumb enough to the libertarian run murder lizard island

05.08.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The flip side is I find them so annoying I'm more hydrated than ever

05.08.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So true ๐Ÿฅฒ

05.08.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, I'm too educated for discourse so made a solemn vow to only do bits on here ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

04.08.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really love when someone has a passionate opinion about something so niche. Like yeah, no clue what the hell you're talking about, but I support controversy in all its forms.

04.08.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah... So some people are helping their friends keep their jobs? It just seems like as usual they effectively applying loopholes only when it suits them.

04.08.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants . Alt: The little girl from the taco shell commercial in the 2000s saying "porquรฉ no los dos" which means why not both.
02.08.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eso es tรญpico, no?

02.08.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's good news, but at what cost ๐Ÿ˜ญ

01.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg ๐Ÿ˜ณ

01.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I either need to get hotter or more unhinged.

01.08.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Happy Pride, but only to the queers who take the time to steam the wrinkles out of their flags. The rest of you give me anxiety ๐Ÿฅฒ

01.08.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

01.08.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would explain the Ninja slushie machine

31.07.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah the ol' "my team captain would never call you a slur.... To your face, so we're obviously morally good by proxy"

30.07.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yeah, I'm seeing them and their rare combination of completely feral, but also extremely lame.

30.07.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh the best stab at it is that it means like not good, not bad. But more colloquially it's used to mean like lame or underwhelming

30.07.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need more Dutch oomfs because my mental health was just described officially as "matig" and I find it very funny, but too hard to explain in English.

30.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I grew up in NYC so crocodiles for me ๐ŸŠ

30.07.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's possibly because people are also using twink as a backdoor way to say a slur. Like it's being used for "suspected gay" in a gross way.

30.07.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also it means a very specific gay person. It's now being applied to any man under 30 who isn't heavy, which just makes no sense.

30.07.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He already killed 100s of primates with this bullshit made up tech... Can't wait for the fan boys to lay down their lives more concretely than just driving around an extremely dangerous SUV.

29.07.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

29.07.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here, they leave it with a neighbour which is doubly stressful. One because you end up with other people's stuff in your doorway until they come get it, and also because you're then at the mercy of whichever person in a 400m radius is home during work hours. ๐Ÿ’€

29.07.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But like Hugh Laurie or like Gemma Collins? haha

28.07.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but what accent?

28.07.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel bad that you've not had peace from it in all these years.

28.07.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some referred to a dog owner as that dog's human in a post, and I had a deep, negative reaction to it I couldn't place until I could haha

28.07.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god had a crazy flashback where I recalled the time on the internet people made a form of broken English that was meant to be pets talking.

28.07.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

B D F

27.07.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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