Felicity Hannah

A comic book box of a monkey holding a large pile of colourful balloons that have ‘buzz!’ printed next to them. The monkey is saying: “I’ve filled 30 balloons with angry bees! Wanna help me chuck them around?”

My son’s Bunny Vs Monkey book perfectly summing up my mood

Now for my last, soothing, bedtime check on The War so I can really lie awake and think about it

Don’t you do your photoshop on me, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

Me: I shall make beans on toast from scratch with vegetables chopped up in it. I shall serve it on artisan bread. My children will love it.

My children: What the HELL is this? This isn’t beans on toast! YOU’RE TRYING TO TRICK US. Oh my GOD this has got onions in
it, WTF is WRONG WITH YOU?!

Yikes

I think I have a duty now to stop him studying

A cracking example of Godwin’s Law. I told my teen that I studied for an hour every night after school so it was just possible that he could do so too.

He told me, very seriously: “Mum, the NAZIS were possible, it didn’t mean it was a good thing.”

That’s so kind of you Keith, thank you! X

Thanks Keith- I’m fine, I’m using up holiday before the end of the tax year! Hope you have a good week

Evie T is fundraising on behalf of Alzheimer's Research UK Evie is knitting every day in March for the one million people that are living with dementia in the UK today. Want to join her in supporting a good cause? Every penny you donate goes towards driving ...

A friend’s child is doing a March-long knitathon to raise money for Alzheimer's Research UK, if anyone can afford to chuck a couple of quid her way x

That is beautiful!

Photo of a salted caramel pretzel cake marked reduced from £18 to £4.50

What a day.

Israeli soldiers shot a Palestinian boy and stood around as he bled to death, video shows Israeli forces blocked Palestinian ambulances while a 14-year-old lay bleeding for at least 45 minutes.

14 years old.

I remain ready and poised for the weirdest crossover in R4 history.

Also features one of the best chart subheadings of all time?

I’m sorry, how awful. Justice delayed is always justice denied. Hope house at least is sorted this week

Thanks Steve

Is he also the handsomest? It’s quite the portfolio

Joy! Lovely window you have too though

💯

They PAIR SOCKS for you?! So jealous.

Yes! I had that one and also Government IT

A little…

Brilliant! In the… was it St James building in Manchester?

It’s me on #wakeuptomoney tomo. We’ll talk tariffs, jobs, markets and more. But since I’ve spent the weekend admiring the daffodils I bought for £1, I was also wondering - what’s the cheapest thing that brings you joy? What tiny expense brings a much larger happiness

It’s not picky when it’s correct!

Yeah, he’s right. The pun still stands.

Yes, you’re very right. It’s been a very long time since I was a defence journo!

Ah ha ha! Yeah - completely over my head 😂

Never sub-par