A comic book box of a monkey holding a large pile of colourful balloons that have ‘buzz!’ printed next to them. The monkey is saying: “I’ve filled 30 balloons with angry bees! Wanna help me chuck them around?”
My son’s Bunny Vs Monkey book perfectly summing up my mood
04.03.2026 20:53 —
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Now for my last, soothing, bedtime check on The War so I can really lie awake and think about it
03.03.2026 22:20 —
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Don’t you do your photoshop on me, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!
03.03.2026 19:44 —
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Me: I shall make beans on toast from scratch with vegetables chopped up in it. I shall serve it on artisan bread. My children will love it.
My children: What the HELL is this? This isn’t beans on toast! YOU’RE TRYING TO TRICK US. Oh my GOD this has got onions in
it, WTF is WRONG WITH YOU?!
03.03.2026 19:38 —
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Yikes
03.03.2026 07:40 —
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I think I have a duty now to stop him studying
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A cracking example of Godwin’s Law. I told my teen that I studied for an hour every night after school so it was just possible that he could do so too.
He told me, very seriously: “Mum, the NAZIS were possible, it didn’t mean it was a good thing.”
03.03.2026 07:34 —
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That’s so kind of you Keith, thank you! X
02.03.2026 13:08 —
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Thanks Keith- I’m fine, I’m using up holiday before the end of the tax year! Hope you have a good week
02.03.2026 08:10 —
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That is beautiful!
27.02.2026 20:03 —
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Photo of a salted caramel pretzel cake marked reduced from £18 to £4.50
What a day.
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I remain ready and poised for the weirdest crossover in R4 history.
25.02.2026 16:39 —
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Also features one of the best chart subheadings of all time?
25.02.2026 08:05 —
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I’m sorry, how awful. Justice delayed is always justice denied. Hope house at least is sorted this week
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Thanks Steve
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Is he also the handsomest? It’s quite the portfolio
23.02.2026 14:11 —
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Joy! Lovely window you have too though
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💯
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They PAIR SOCKS for you?! So jealous.
22.02.2026 16:51 —
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Yes! I had that one and also Government IT
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A little…
22.02.2026 15:44 —
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Brilliant! In the… was it St James building in Manchester?
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It’s me on #wakeuptomoney tomo. We’ll talk tariffs, jobs, markets and more. But since I’ve spent the weekend admiring the daffodils I bought for £1, I was also wondering - what’s the cheapest thing that brings you joy? What tiny expense brings a much larger happiness
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It’s not picky when it’s correct!
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Yeah, he’s right. The pun still stands.
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Yes, you’re very right. It’s been a very long time since I was a defence journo!
22.02.2026 15:20 —
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Ah ha ha! Yeah - completely over my head 😂
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Never sub-par
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