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They're trying to hack the "why won't you fuck me" machine right now.

They'll never get in by any reasonable definition of getting in.

See? It's always the bear 💙💜

Has he gotten the manatees pregnant yet?

I’M SICK OF @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! HE WON’T LEAVE, HE ORDERS WEIRD FOOD, AND HE KEEPS GETTING CALLED THE PRESIDENT! I’M THE PRESIDENT DAMMIT! ME! ME! ME! 😡! WE SHOULD’VE TOLD HIM TO GO BACK TO AFRICA LONG AGO!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

You think there are no titties in phish songs?

I gave it a listen. Angry. I like it tho.

Oh you're getting fancy. Comrade smartie pants here with the counties while I'm still looking for the chicken.

So you know...

Is Eblen taking applications for utilities assistance again? Within the last two weeks I've tried to locate resources, myself, for multiple families facing disconnection from utilities such as Duke energy, as winter and lost wages pile up. They weren't taking further applications as of last Monday.

How long until the next 500 year flood (that proposed changes would address in no way)? Climate scientists say way sooner than you think.

Even before Helene, flooding was named as major disaster threat to WNC, a supposed "climate haven." #avlgov

FACT:

Baby got dat cake.

It's all good, I can crawl away and die from here. Oh look I got a text message from my insurance co, did I know that $12 worth of pistachios a day might lower my non-lifestyle related hypertension by up to four points!
#feelinghealthy

It's so embarrassing at the pharmacy without denial alerts. Thank goodness for these services 🙏

😀

Probably a reminder that you can get texts from 211 for mental health support.

Right? Idk if I've ever swooned before but ...
Swoon.

I asked myself the same question! Did he ever turn in those transition papers, do you know

It doesn't matter what you believe. Nobody cares. That isa uniquely Xian informed outlook, that what you believe matters at all

I cannot evolve high enough to finding any purpose in being cold. I want nothing to do with it

🫂 ❤️‍🩹

It's so hard to talk to people who have no idea. Someone said, (and I wish I could remember who, I don't, i'm sorry) "we are living in a half world", and I felt that was so poignantly accurate. .... Maybe I'm just tired. It's going to keep getting better.

Obviously many locals are still recovering from the disaster; it's going be a hard winter. This sudden loss of supplies at a time when it's still needed is going to leave folks scrambling.

Local mutual aid's about to get even more important #avlnews

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

He is openly disgusted by anything remotely useful or good for the U S., he doesn't even know how the U.S works and he's out here like some Austin Powers rejected evil extra. This is going to be *so fun*. 🙄

Willfully ignorant miscreant. He should go home. South Africa, your boy is out here showing his ass. He's on drugs. Take him home.

I live in my car too. My safest city from natural disasters in the US got wiped out by a natural disaster two months ago and they've largely stopped services. I'm taking a community services course and trying to get by for a few months. Stay warm my friend.

If they're like me when my 8 yr old died, they'll get a detailed bill of everything that didn't save their loved ones life every month for at least 7 years. It will drive them mad.

Lol from this mom @ his mom. That's got to suck

Is he a daily MDMA or k-holed bro like musk?

Make sure you don't stay up too late, and eat something healthy. Love you,
sweet lil comrade.

I want to make this a thing! This could be a good thing!
Momrades n comrades!