backwards food for backwards folks

Outjorked again.

I wonder if they held a vote on MSG or if Trey just signed an Executive Order

Great job! Can you cancel us next, please?

No way, a bottom is main anchor on Larry Ellison?

When it feels this good being yoused...

Some of you wooks may be bad apples, but you smell like Durian

#beeflife
#phishbeefs
#stankyphans

We find this idea very #ophensive.

Bon Jovi and Phish and Rush and Phish and Bon Jovie and Phish and Rush

Imagine if I just spent the summer doing this at Madison Square Garden. I could.. but I won't.

Vers rule the pit because we know when to hold them and when to fold them.

Bad people like us #phans a group made entirely of bad apples?

We are #ophended.

Kamala would have shot that fool!

So you agree it is now the 5.0 era and JOTY means jam of the yachtrock?

Is it true juggalos show each other their assholes to make friends at their gathering? Put that in your little wagon and wheel it around at Mondegreen, why don't you?

Tonight's A Song I Heard The Ocean Sing was the longest jam of the 5.0 era because 4.0 is the past. #phishbeefs

Yes. We have to let our love/hate for the Phish from Vermont linger as we enter the 5.0 era. #phishbeefs

We love (hate) the Phish from Vermont!

Can't we linger and hate at our own pace?

We know.

Didn't we tell #phans to leave us alone at work? Don't come down here taking pictures while we are stirring up batches of gopher gravy.

Yes, you are correct. New Edition was playing while you were being conceived. This is where your love of boy bands began and has now come full circle and manifested in the ways you love Phish here on the bluesky platform. You win #phishbeefs trivia night now go clean your room.

::pops more pills::

#phishbeefs

#phishbeefs

We are.

We know.

We love you guys but you sound like you are commenting on a boy band so lets see about your 1.0 boy band lyrical knowledge. Who sang "Hey fellas, what? Check out Mike and Bobbie's ladies, ooh-wee and we'll check out Rikki and Ralph, ooh, what about Ronnie's? She's bad, she's bad, I know she's bad"?

Oh here we go again. 😂

We were here late tonight and they were on early. It's like cumming but not the whole time. At different times. Not in any good way either. #Phremature

Our community values our opinion. Please advise. #phishbeefs

Wonder what seats Ivankas's dad pulled a string to her the time she went to yemsg?