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@phishbeefs.bsky.social

When dribble grows to splat, we get in the middle. Macarena survivors.

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Wow because Tweezer is a song.

29.07.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m almost certain one of my college girl friends main reason for breaking up with me was because I called her around midnight from an Econolodge in Virginia Beach breathlessly describing how Phish played terrapin on the anniversary of Jerry’s death.

28.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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You just know there some jaded phish fan out there all like…

28.07.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump White House Rages Over 'South Park' Episode, Calls Show 'Fourth-Rate' The White House is furious at "South Park" after the show's premiere lampooned Donald Trump, depicting him in bed with Satan.

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27.07.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks but you aren't even close or whatever.

27.07.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only the worthless #phovs without $39.99 to burn.

27.07.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€ͺ@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social‬ thanks for letting lowlife #inphluencer trash like us hitch a ride on your popularity last night. Our stock surely has gone up. Remember we build #PhishBeefs on the backs of the good people and have nothing at all to offer in return. #Phans tried to warn you about us.

27.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you do it? Are you at the show or are you a big chicken?

26.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No.

26.07.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dangerous proximity to his left nut.

26.07.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We all have guts, Antman.

26.07.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I live while I’m 60…

26.07.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are all of the influencers with backstage credentials when we need them?

26.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Become a sandwich artist. Get all the action.

26.07.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People if we have the power to get @antmanisannoyed.bsky.social into the pavilion anything is possible. Let's get him back... no. Lets get him ON stage. Do you have any sandwich making experience Antman? If not you have to either jump on a trampoline or wear a dress.

26.07.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We. Save. Lives. Here at #PhishBeefs it's all in a days work.

26.07.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another weak Shakedown at SPAC.

26.07.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

26.07.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone get this under served gentleman a pavilion ticket so we don't have to see this kind of suffering?

26.07.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Blah blah blah #Phans blah blah blah #MePhirst blah blah blah #BeefWeek blah blah blah. You know the bit.

25.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true RFK was on Phish tour working pressies in the 1990's.

24.07.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those kids thought they had big status. Now we inphluencers get all the cred. So yeah bring back G Crew. Those were better times.

24.07.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We got War Pigs and Phish chocolate gelt walking into the show that night too.

24.07.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Touring at 25: 1 pair patchwork shorts, birks, 3 t shirts, hemp necklace, $200, hetty crystal.
Touring at 52: pain meds, fiber caps, glass wipes, hat, sunscreen, nasal spray, 2 pair shoes, credit cards, tap to pay, Venmo. #phish

24.07.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else wish Page would keep out of politics and stick to what he actually knows about, making sandwiches? We mean being a sandwich artist. Our bad.

24.07.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally a show recap from a #phan who knows what the fuck they are talking about. Bravo Woo Woo Goddess!

24.07.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.

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