@phishbeefs.bsky.social
exploiting phan drama and entitlement since 2025
Stop what your'e doin' cause we're about to ruin...
13.10.2025 01:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's just a shot away. It's just a shot away.
13.10.2025 01:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We know.
13.10.2025 01:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bold move, Gooseβnothing says βchill vibesβ like spreading foie gras on a waffle cone and calling it dessert
13.10.2025 00:05 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Delaware is canceled. Whole fucking state. It's just not woke enough to accommodate our massive virtue.
13.10.2025 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is the emoji for we members of the #PhishBeefs corporate office post-coitus. We do our best but it just isn't good enough, hence the tears.
12.10.2025 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
12.10.2025 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is.
12.10.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Comes with a lovely belt to tie off with.
12.10.2025 23:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are #aphraid it is.
12.10.2025 23:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Incorrect guesses only.
12.10.2025 23:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Witch Pooh? #Phamily
12.10.2025 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Phish New Years at the panopticon would go crazy
12.10.2025 19:30 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0We know.
12.10.2025 23:40 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Trey is our Phish. #MePhirst
12.10.2025 23:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Have you tried the band Goose's Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor Goose Liver Pate? #phaidcontent #inphuencers
12.10.2025 23:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1We are a cult. #phamily
12.10.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are we sure it's not Sqwerv? Are not listening to them right now on the band's Youtube page while they broadcast their concert in Louisville live at this moment?
12.10.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We could not agree more.
10.10.2025 03:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dr. Jack is so woke.
(From what we understand our previous statement is not remotely true)
We know.
10.10.2025 02:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0We agree the drugs were better in the nineties and it helped both bands sound good, if that's what you mean. Let us know if you find the over the counter sleep aide that will do the same now for Goose's music.
10.10.2025 02:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We get this a lot.
10.10.2025 02:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get. Your. Money. Girl.
10.10.2025 02:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hold the maggots, please.
10.10.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel seen.
08.10.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Were they better when he was a mess like a guy another band?
10.10.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who's ready to beef about Perpetual Groove?
10.10.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yep. That's Roy from the Weenie Roasters. Great band.
10.10.2025 02:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You look great but who's the dork with the headphones?
09.10.2025 04:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
