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Me: oh boy I'm alone with my dad for one minute I hope he doesn't say anything racist

My dad: NEW ANY% RACISM IN CONVERSATION WITH MY DAUGHTER SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD

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The Conservatives left us one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world.
Labour was elected to reverse that damage.
Right-wing deregulation and letting greed rip failed.
National renewal means breaking with that model and restoring nature like we promised.

On patriotism and national decline Prioritisation of corporate wealth and privatisation have threatened our heritage and eroded our culture far more than immigration ever has

Our culture and heritage have been eroded, not by immigrants, but by Thatcherism and corporate greed.

The answer isn’t bitterness or scapegoating.

People are right to be angry with a rotten system that’s let them down—real patriotism means rebuilding our communities.

My op-ed piece for LFF. 👇

Since #trumpisdying can we get Celebration by Kool and the Gang to number one when he finally drops dead?

"autogynephilia" is such a dumb concept women admiring your tits in the mirror is your god given right and that goes for trans women too. It's not creepy to feel hot because it's a trans woman doing it (also has "women being sexualised by men is fine but they're sluts if they do it themself" energy)

Do you know a really easy way to not lose your job for being a fascist? Don't be a fascist

And do you want to know the second easiest way? If you are a fascist, keep your fucking mouth shut

"B- b- but it's not fair if I lose my job for being a fascist! It's just my opinion!"

Well well well if it isn't the person who wants everyone else to suffer suffering and expecting me to care

This looks fucking adorable

The Conservatives governed for the ultra-rich.

They left millions in poverty and reliant on foodbanks.

The system is broken, particularly for disabled people.

More benefits cuts are not the solution.

Disabled people deserve dignity, not destitution.

MPs must vote NO.

Thank you for supporting the disabled community. I'm disabled and unable to work— I've always voted labour but Kier Starmer's lack of support for people like me and lack of support for the trans community is making me less confident in my support for the party. Glad to know there's people like you

Me literally every time I take paracetamol: better check that the instructions say I can take two just in case these are 501mg tablets just to fuck with me

If they're going to police gender presentation in the US can someone arrest JD Vance for his atrocious eyeliner

Transphobes are fighting to keep queer people out of schools but as a queer person I would like to start fighting for tranphobes to stay in schools so they can learn the difference between a pronoun, an adjective, and a noun

@respectthedead.bsky.social last night I had a dream that Elon Musk died and I was so disappointed when I woke up but I thought you should know that in my dream I said I was looking forward to the Respect the Dead episode about him and I still am he just needs to die first

Maybe women in the US should just start telling doctors they're pregnant so the doctor feels like there will be actual consequences for medical negligence

Me: why does Everything Hurt

My body: you stood up for maybe an hour consecutively

Me: I'm literally 24 years old

My body: that's what you get for having joints that bend too far you piece of shit 🖕🖕

Sometimes it's the ones who are supposed to support you that hurt you the most 😔 like today when the underwire in my bra poked out through the fabric and started stabbing me

If you want women to have babies like they did in the 50s, start taxing the rich at the rates they were taxed in the 50s

When my parents were in their early 20s they were travelling the world and when I was 23 I was once pleasantly surprised by a notification that I was in overdraft because I was not aware that I ever wasn't in overdraft

Just got dangerously close to openly dancing in my seat and lipsyncing the lyrics to Pretty Fly for a White Guy on the bus perhaps I am the kind of white this song was made about. Devestating

Holy shit my brother gave me a pair of his old sweatpants and I can fit my entire phone in the pocket the disparity is real

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

"we can't tell the kids about the gays or they'll get confused" you know who was confused? ME. I used to genuinely think "I hope I meet a woman before I have to marry a man:(" and I BELIEVED I LIKED MEN!!! I believed "people like women because they're hot and men for??? Idk their personality??"

I'm so excited for the next kingdom hearts game every night I pray to God that we get to see This Wish featuring Sora, Donald, and Goofy following at an awkward distance and going "huh?" "I think she's talking about the king!" "*Donald Duck noises*!"

Xigbar is the only good character in Kingdom Hearts send tweet

10/10 bad film phoebe ate no notes

I think I need some kind of mental health cone of shame

Isn't it great how men in Hollywood can commit war crimes and no one says a peep but Rachel Zegler made one BuzzFeed article esque poorly informed psuedo feminist comment about Snow White when she was like 20 years old and now we must burn her at the stake

I stand corrected godspeed 🫡