here's Chili as a kobold
#tober2025
@keelobyte.bsky.social
Gayass Omnichord-Strumming Toaster, busking for stickers soon at a con near you! ask me about my shitty Honda 22/NB/๐ณ๏ธโ๐
here's Chili as a kobold
#tober2025
Not at all, having wants and desires is what makes you who you are, and being able to communicate those is an admirable and attractive thing
26.10.2025 18:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They could never make me hate you, gas pump C4 Corvette
Or your no-brand trispokes
Full of caffeine and ready for POOL
30.08.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ORLANDO I AM IN YOU #megaplex
29.08.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's like a con without a constant "I have to do be doing something" feeling. It's a vacation that you can also do con stuff and freely suit at; and the pool is amazing.
Can't speak for the party scene, but I'm sure it's pretty good considering the overall vibe of the con.
How to find me:
Idk man just look for a weird toaster with a mask, listen for my Omnichord
Do:
- ask for hugs
- give stickers, my car needs M O R E
- ask for my tele
Don't
- idk bro dont try to sell me anything ig
- touch me with no warning thanks
Shoutout my car for knowing magic tricks, it makes coolant and my savings disappear, and can extend a 30 minute job into 7 hours
Anyways, shitbox misery aside, who am I gonna see at #megaplex ?
This goofyass toaster is gonna be there!
28.08.2025 20:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He wouldn't let me boof the communion wine.
18.08.2025 13:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0slurpee machine with one crashed screen
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
29.07.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 18507 ๐ 5991 ๐ฌ 234 ๐ 359mmmmmm S2000 my beloved
26.07.2025 02:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
24.07.2025 19:51 โ ๐ 19764 ๐ 4393 ๐ฌ 672 ๐ 612Yoooo, happy birthday Adler!!
12.07.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An LGBTQ+ pride flag formatted in the layout of the SMPTE "color bars" test pattern used for broadcast television. The first set of columns use the colors of the gay pride flag, with the addition of the original SMPTE color on the final column. The second set of columns contains two pride flags - the pansexual flag horizontally, and the asexual flag flipped and horizontal. The final set of columns contains the three colors of the transgender flag and the two POC-inclusive colors, followed by the original bar gradient from the SMPTE ECR-1-1978 pattern.
since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
Flight path spells out โfurryโ.
We have some questions about this one.
Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...
Apparently I canโt be trusted with Mercari when on edibles
21.05.2025 18:09 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I reject your reasonable advice and will simply continue funneling money into my shitty old car while being an expensive, goofy creature
22.05.2025 04:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0finally, a plane that's perfect for me
19.05.2025 20:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seems like a mix of Post Con Depression & a touch of something like Imposter Syndrome. It's a shitty combo to deal with, but from the lil time we chatted, you were super chill and seemed like a great dude. Positive that they don't hate you, and that you're great to hang with :)
16.05.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I only have the finest stickers in my awful car
15.05.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey Bsky, longtime no see.
I'm back home from #FWA2025!
...that means it's time to continue stickerf*cking and tidying up the Del Slo...
Worst part of leaving a con is not being around the people for a while; whether you like the vibes or the contact and kindness, it sucks to leave behind either way.
15.05.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0in a gay ass parking lot no less
13.05.2025 15:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Four protos getting as much suiting in as possible the last day of the con.
From left to right is @keelobyte.bsky.social, myself, @xen.bsky.social, and @ryder.yipyapyop.net
๐ธ: My partner Rai
Yoooo, it was super cool to meet ya, yap for a tiny bit & show my Omnichord to ya, hope you had a good con!
13.05.2025 15:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You are forgiven.
08.05.2025 00:47 โ ๐ 527 ๐ 95 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 4You got it boss, also using the wrong grade of oil and just not having any muffler at all.
See you in 500 miles when the engine blows its ass
One shitbox later, I'm learning that just because people say old Hondas are great, doesn't mean ALL of them are
Anyways, anyone know how "de-crackhead owner" an engine?