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African National Corruption #Parody Here for a good time. Not a long time. Celebrating 30 Years of Corruption. 120 Years of Gaslighting. Chief Albert Luthuli House Johannesburg, South Africa πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

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You will hear from us in the news for a while as Municipal by-elections are coming up. We need to assure our positions to get money.
#VoteANC #VoteForPoverty #VoteForRacePolitics #VoteForRacism #NoSchools

09.04.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Mbeki also cost us a lot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label whisky on the presidential #Boeing 737 jet.
We could have used that money for a new couch at Phala-Phala.
#Inkwezi #BBJ #Luxury #HIV #AIDS #SouthAfrica

05.04.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear South African slaves

Thanks for paying the #VAT hike.

We need to afford our salary increase from when we just started this year.

Love

Your #Mandela Comrades

#SouthAfrica #MafiaState #Corruption

05.04.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need all South Africans to pay more #VAT so that we can bribe people to vote for us through the #SRD grant.
#TAX #SARS #SouthAfrica #KFC

10.03.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're having some chicken feet in curry with the #Guptas today! #YOLO
How's your R370 grant?

08.03.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#SOUTHAFRICA

19.02.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look the #ANC government was supposed to pay these salaries.
We never did. We'll launch a commission of inquiry to see which cadre stole the money.
(We will be on the commission)
#Corruption #USAID #Theft #Trump

11.02.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should hold all black people accountable for voting for the #ANC? Who stole all the government money through corruption. Oh, sorry, that would be racist. Just like #BBBEE. #CrimesAgainstHumanity #EthnicCleansing #racism

08.02.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're just doing our part to support #Russia with #WWIII against #Ukraine and #NATO. #ANCCorruption #UN #WarCrimes
@news24southafrica.bsky.social @dailymaverick.co.za @carteblanche.co.za @theguardian.com @nytimes.com @icij.org

04.02.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The honeymoon is over!" - Julius Malema
#ESKOM #Loadshedding #SouthAfrica

31.01.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you don't like #BELA then do home schooling. More space in the school buildings for our voters! #BELAAct #ANC #CR

11.01.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you will have a great new year! Apologies for the late message. I was stuck under Jacob. Had to go and take a shower. #VirusFree #YOLO #NYE #2025

11.01.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi #Comrades!
Are we seeing you at Cyril's for #NYE?

30.12.2024 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We wanted to give each South African a R 1 million from the lottery fund for #Christmas but then remembered that the cadres will need it.
Enjoy the grants! Make babies for more grants.
Love
#ANC

26.12.2024 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry #Christmas comrades!
Hope you have a good one. That there's lots of booze and #KFC.
We're at Gwede's today. Lots of coal from the mines for the braai. #NoLoadshedding #Amandla #VoteANC #KeepItDark

25.12.2024 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are talking about nationalising all education in #SouthAfrica. Then we can implement the #BELA act at private schools as well. Whilst they still pay us tax. #ANC brings you free health care and free "private" education. #Amandla

20.12.2024 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
South Africa continues to fight for Gupta brothers extradition – The Mail & Guardian Justice and Constitutional Development Minister Thembisile Simelane-Nkadimeng said her department was also handling 40 extradition applications from other count

Remember the #ANC is good for you and #SouthAfrica.
You could have spent #Christmas in a #UAE prison like the #Guptas. Yet, you have a shack in #SA with free grants. #Love #ANC

mg.co.za/politics/202...

20.12.2024 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no #ANC 2.0. This is a #Zuma party. #ZulusOnly

20.12.2024 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we can't get more cheap Russian oil from Putzy so we have to bring back #Loadshedding. The cadres made great Christmas money! 2025 looks dark. #Love #ANCMAFIA #ESKOM

20.12.2024 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We will borrow more money from #China and #Russia. Relax!

19.12.2024 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our honorable comrades have not committed a single crime since we came to power in 1994. We are innocent until proven guilty and who's gonna prove us guilty if it's all captured? #AmandlaAwethu #PapAndCurryMafia #MafiaState #ANC

19.12.2024 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In push for more Ukraine troops, city of Moscow hikes pay for contract soldiers to $60,000 a year Residents of Moscow who sign up to fight in Ukraine will receive a down payment of 1.9 million roubles ($21,777) from the city, taking their annual pay in their first service year to 5.2 million roubles ($59,600), the mayor's office said on Tuesday.

Dear #ANC voter don't be jobless and settle for a #SASSA grant. Join #Russia in #Ukraine and earn $60 000 per year. That's about R 1,1 Million per year. #ANCforYou #USSR #Putin #Communism #Jobs #Employmemt www.reuters.com/world/europe...

18.12.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@pierredevos.bsky.social Thanks for providing us with the news. Since most South African media outlets are still trying to find the @bsky.app #SouthAfrica #PressFreedom #PressForward

16.12.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear South Africans please stop calling #BBBEE social engineering. #Apartheid, #Holocaust and #Colonisation was social engineering. We love all South Africans. #ANC

16.12.2024 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, Honorable Member Gayton!
A vast majority of our voters are black. #BlackPower #RainbowNation #WeAreOne #BlackConsciousnessMovement #BCM #ANC #ReconciliationDay

16.12.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can someone please tell the whites that they can not become part of #BBBEE due to the racial injustices during the past #30YearsOfCorruption! #SAReconciliationDay #ANC

16.12.2024 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no republic like a banana republic πŸŒπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
Happy Monday! #AmandlaAwethu

16.12.2024 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Julius rebuild #VBS as well? 😎🀣 #EFF #Corruption

14.12.2024 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's easy we force Rupert and Mediclinic to pay for everything. Love #CR
#NHI #SouthAfrica #Health #UniversalHealthcare

13.12.2024 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear #ANC voter. Remember everyday is a good day to make another ANC voter. We will reward you and the child with a grant. Keep the revolution alive!

12.12.2024 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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