Patrick Claybon

literally finding this out now, he will move heaven and earth to sing.

Fellas, if ll you goofed the gift and your SO is more of a silver type just tell em the model favored gold by 3%

Analysis evolves as we get more information, distilling these models down to "The analytics" kinda does the entire discussion a disservice.

No one was keeping Hugh Jackman from that Diamond biopic spot. No one.

My model (a cardboard box with a piece of construction paper that says "Go" on it" )had that as a go for KC.

head fake from Stroud got Karlaftis to hesitate....we gotta get successful QB pump fakes as an official next gen stat

unfortunately, there's nothing that prevents medical practitioners from engaging in politically motivated pseudoscience....and when it harms people they double down on it in circumstances like outcomes for marginalized groups. *Especially* Black women.

Honestly we're all better off when the quacks tell on themselves like this one consistently has over the years

was the same one they hit against the eagles, packers were just ready for it

Initially i hated the decision to throw that but he had him...just couldn't get it down fast enough

Moneyline Michaels!

RT @SadFGTracker the Las Vegas raiders kicked a FG as time expired to lose by 7 instead of 10 it's in the 98.7th percentile of sad FGs in NFL history

The Raiders kicked the FG lmaoooo

Blake Corum might've just done in Gannon

Puka Nacua is on another planet rn

Good thing he used the full force of modern computing power to know he needed to boil salted water

I know that dude who asks ChatGPT for relationship cooking advice in that commercial has an insane browser history

Puka Nacua catching everything rn better stay away from Coach McVay

lol this is the context i needed! (i didn't actually believe there was manual stimulation going on in the LR other than the jovial nature of celebratory teammates!)

you've launched an armada of risky googles here in the newsroom to try to sort this out

"Tiktok brain" or whatever must = time traveling to make Schumer say the things he's said about immigration for the vast majority of his career

Lotta pressure on what was the non involved leg for a few weeks.

the total insanity of that Anthony Richardson injury is even more depressing now

Thats awful for dimes man, clearly he was hurt for multiple weeks.

iconic screenshot from the film "War Games" where the machine notes that thermonuclear war is a strange game to play

Insigtful film to make about the CFBP in 1983

*points to the sign*

Set parameters for selecting teams based on whatever meaningful criteria you want...put it in an algorithm and play the season out in a points system that's determined *before* the season.

If it sucks then change the criteria for the next season...but the hypothetical football is not the way.

Was just trying to watch my Alma mater RedHawks play for a mac championship and had to listen to a lengthy Notre dame Miami debate. During game action.

Maybe the worst thing about the arbitrary vibes-based CFBP situation is the way it infects every game broadcast with its vapidity....and in discussing it... the sewage seeps into the brains of everyone involved.

It's all a red carpet show for the naked emperor's parade.

The reason it's "impossible" is the people in charge don't want it to be. You may not either! That's okay.