Patrick Claybon

Patrick Claybon

@patrickclaybon.bsky.social

Here for when Elon kills the bird.

37,403 Followers 184 Following 3,426 Posts Joined May 2023
1 hour ago

First ballot

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3 hours ago

Lens Carter!

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3 hours ago

We're gonna be extremely scientific this season we need him to specifically say it!

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3 hours ago

CJGJ to Bills deep historical playoff run confirmed

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5 hours ago

Reading Book on Sideline >>> Inviting Racist Twitch Streamer to Locker Room.

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6 hours ago

It's also a charitable one tbh, but were that the case he might have accidentally landed on the right side once. He's a conservative that is antagonistic to societal advancement and has shilled for tobacco , oil, you name it

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6 hours ago

nah you can always trust Kenny G for 10fppg

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6 hours ago

Yeah, everyone loves proficiency...it's why Batman is a popular fictional character...he's great at everything! There's a class of grifters that posit things as though they've solved some "Society Equation" Bruce Wayne might be more realistic.

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7 hours ago

he's still getting folks! You'd think such a proficient fabricator of nonsense would be opposed to the plagiarism machines but nevertheless

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10 hours ago

Just heard an "AI" commercial with Malcolm Gladwell... the griftverse is nothing if not predictable

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1 day ago

wanna simplify things a bit, let them be aggressive, attacking

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1 day ago

Social media is like traffic in that a lot of folks see themselves as "in traffic" when they are the traffic. Everyone says things to get attention.

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1 day ago
Preview
Israeli military drops charges against soldiers charged with abusing Palestinian prisoner The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee in an encounter partially caught on camera.

BREAKING: The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee.

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1 day ago

Makes sense, their customer data should be worth trillions

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1 day ago

i've been an annoying skeptic my whole life unfortunately so I missed the trend... def used strength shoes tho

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1 day ago

Shoutout to PBS for that episode where Wishbone freed the slaves. Nowadays that would get them raided by the FBI

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1 day ago

hey man one of these things is not like the other! (oh no am i one)

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1 day ago

They know the truth, the feature is telling whatever lie is most convenient at that exact moment, including but not limited to acknowledging a rudimentary understanding of how the world works

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1 day ago

I understand that people fall for things, I grew up in a time of power balance bracelets...but the fanfic about these people is out of hand

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1 day ago

More interested in the brain chemistry of the people who so desperately want to fall for this. Sprinting directly at the poorly drawn tunnel on the brick wall

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1 day ago

i would've had the audience regretting their reaction

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1 day ago

Watching this LIB reunion and buddy Jordan better than me

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1 day ago

ha yeah it was a whole thing

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1 day ago

Just bought a lotto ticket that could pay me up to 40 Million over the next 10 years.

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2 days ago

Kyler Murray, the texas baseball guy?

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2 days ago

Cardinals could've announced this whenever they HATE Kyler lmao

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2 days ago

Almost completely unrelated but imagining Greenblat on Monday Night Countdown doing a segment called you got Mossad

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2 days ago

Asked the newsroom if they wanted to countdown to the new league year and only got groans so we're doing this

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2 days ago

makes you wonder if someone spent any of the money they've gotten via wage theft on this article

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