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Alyson Fouse

@alysonfouse.bsky.social

Writer and procrastinator waiting on my muse to thump me on the head. Creator of “Act Your Age” currently on Netflix. The Comedy Writers’ Room: https://afouseinthehouse.com

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This Is Fascism

12.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 28339    🔁 11927    💬 665    📌 688

Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection.

Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.

10.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 23123    🔁 6815    💬 282    📌 194
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Michigan Avenue right now.

09.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 40634    🔁 11346    💬 1045    📌 654

Pencilneck Stephen Miller called judges terrorists yesterday, now today, a democratic Judge’s home is mysteriously on fire! Interesting!

06.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1203    🔁 348    💬 42    📌 17

BOOM 🔥:

Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.

06.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 19608    🔁 4986    💬 456    📌 251
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Shutdown has already delayed the jobs report. More critical reports could be held up The government's monthly jobs report was not published Friday as a result of the federal shutdown. That's left businesses and policymakers in the dark about the strength of the U.S. job market.

The government's monthly jobs report was not published Friday as a result of the federal shutdown. That's left businesses and policymakers in the dark about the strength of the U.S. job market.

03.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 194    🔁 55    💬 33    📌 5
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Priorities.

01.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 17488    🔁 8535    💬 1307    📌 846
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Women who miss their first screening appointment for breast cancer could have a 40% higher long-term risk of dying from the disease, according to a new study. https://cnn.it/3VHLwHx

01.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 30    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 1
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JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

01.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 25106    🔁 7277    💬 579    📌 470
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See the difference? 👀

01.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 17206    🔁 5729    💬 241    📌 167
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court allows Lisa Cook to remain as a Federal Reserve governor for now.

01.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 1516    🔁 275    💬 40    📌 31
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Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.

01.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 8850    🔁 2341    💬 147    📌 76
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The Republican Witchhunt Over Charlie Kirk Is Running Into A Pretty Big Problem Large free speech groups are mobilizing to provide legal support to people fired over their social media posts that were critical of Kirk.

Large free speech groups are mobilizing to provide legal support to people fired over their social media posts about Charlie Kirk

01.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 650    🔁 207    💬 9    📌 14
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Today marks the first day in public media’s history without federal funding. And we’re not going anywhere.

Listeners like you keep our mission alive. Protect one of the last places where America comes together to hear itself.

Stand with us today. Donate at this link: n.pr/46wamAj

01.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 30844    🔁 9740    💬 689    📌 520
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Are we great yet?

01.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 17698    🔁 5436    💬 923    📌 320

Tylenol should sue the shit out of Trump and RFK.

23.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

23.09.2025 11:55 — 👍 12896    🔁 3670    💬 394    📌 215

I’m not taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce an over-the-counter drug…

23.09.2025 11:31 — 👍 8376    🔁 1382    💬 322    📌 71

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — UN chief warns world leaders that humanity has entered 'an age of reckless disruption and relentless human suffering.'

23.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 2528    🔁 593    💬 84    📌 263
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🤷🏼

23.09.2025 12:52 — 👍 21703    🔁 6479    💬 515    📌 254
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Last night in LA…

Nightmare fuel on a freeway wall.

23.09.2025 12:50 — 👍 10144    🔁 2714    💬 720    📌 287
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Pritzker: "This is a person who thinks that his personal will should be imposed on the United States. That's not how it works."

23.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 12362    🔁 3193    💬 276    📌 93

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.

I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.

Never change your last name.

22.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 25973    🔁 6130    💬 2051    📌 494
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UPDATE: Sinclair is NOT going to broadcast Jimmy Kimmel, even though ABC is resuming production.
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realjuddlegum © 25m UPDATE: Sinclair is NOT going to broadcast Jimmy Kimmel, even though ABC is resuming production. Sinclair has demanded that Kimmel personally donate to Turning Point USA, a right-wing political organization. David Smith, executive chairman of Sinclair, donated 250K to Turning Point USA last year. 1/3 NONE 501(C)(3) UNRESTRICTED • 459. @ 66 &118 V 29

Glad Disney reinstated Kimmel.

It’s now up to everyone to prove to Sinclair they’ve made a horrible mistake. This means calling their advertisers, boycotting their channels, and protesting outside their stations.

It can’t stop here. We did it with the Tesla Takedown. Time for Sinclair Takedown.

23.09.2025 00:48 — 👍 169    🔁 89    💬 2    📌 4

The real point of literature isn’t just to entertain or inform.

It’s to remind you that you’re not the only one who’s ever felt this way before.

22.09.2025 10:55 — 👍 274    🔁 44    💬 3    📌 2

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

22.09.2025 22:16 — 👍 23451    🔁 3929    💬 962    📌 296
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Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

23.09.2025 01:12 — 👍 6936    🔁 2329    💬 105    📌 71
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Hollywood Rallies Behind Jimmy Kimmel: An Open Letter Rebukes Suspension | Black Girl Nerds Hundreds of actors, musicians, directors, comedians, and activists signed an open letter rebuking the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel

Their message was clear: punishing Kimmel in this manner set a dangerous precedent for creative expression and undermined the role of comedy in challenging cultural norms.

22.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 121    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 2

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