H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf - Bluesky Profile

I can always tell how much I am going to like a person based on their opinion of Megan fox and also which movie they think she's hottest in.

24.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did you forget

19.05.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

milquetoast more like milf toast

02.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why do you only caramelize oniones why not more things like potato

01.05.2025 03:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chicky strips on a wednesdsy fuuuuuck yea

30.04.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mutuals do this

19.04.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real Peteposting hours

19.04.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forgot bluesky was a thing my bad I'm back to ruin your feed

19.04.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doug

10.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if you got a fat ass and anxiety hmu

19.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DOG!!!

28.02.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate the term free with ads. it's not free you're taking my time.

28.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

quickly seeming like a year we lose a lot of beloved celebs and I would rather it be a year we lose a lot of hated ceos

27.02.2025 15:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the stray cats peed on my tire. I'm counting this as a step forward in their trust

25.02.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thot tubbin'

23.02.2025 06:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

heavy are the balls that bear the shaft 😌

22.02.2025 05:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

exactly!!!!

22.02.2025 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my echolalia betrays me bc my coworker with an eastern euro accent says Chesapeake as cheesey peakey and I legit love how it sounds but she always thinks I'm mocking her bc I randomly say it and I'm like nooo I swear it's a good thing lol

22.02.2025 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

psyduck about to have the wildest night out on the town

21.02.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just collecting these summons at this point 🥴

09.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

20.02.2025 20:52 — 👍 2333 🔁 207 💬 234 📌 18

I took a big dookie and my air purifier kicked on to shame me

21.02.2025 06:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been feeding the local stray cats. they don't trust me yet, but soon...

21.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the frills on that cuff are amazing

21.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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