Leo: The Squeakquel

18. Paranormasight: The Mermaid’s Curse

Good but also diabolical the way this franchise tends to be. Sodo Kiryu is my new babygirl

17. Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model

Asked Cammy to brave watching this with me… Learned a lot about the history of the series and also Tyra Banks crawled out of my screen like in The Ring. So that was cool

16. The Trials of Apollo: The Dark Prophecy by Rick Riordan (book 2)

These books aren’t bad but they’re lacking a certain je ne sais quoi to the point I finished this one and immediately started a book that wasn’t it because I need a break on god

Filing this under “lines from Trials of Apollo that aged like a fine wine”

15. The Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle by Rick Riordan (book 1)

POV: You need to suffer through Riordan’s flop arc to have the context for the new arc with gay mcs, but 80% through this book realize you’re guessing every plot beat correctly because you’ve read this first one already

14. Booksmart (watched with Kou)

Was so cutes… fendchip is magic

Does anyone wanna read the callout doc I made for my oc’s lore drop

Deadlock? I prefer Alivefree

rose.systems/animalist

169 animals listed (Could’ve kept going but I was doing it in the shower and ran out of hot water)
😺🐕‍🦺🐴🦙🐖🐄🫏🐭🐀🪿🦆🐓🦢🐦🐦🦜🐦🐦🐆𓃬🐯🐊🦓𓃴🐢𓆉🐬🦘🐗🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐦🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦🐦🐦𓅨🐹🐨🦧🦍🐸🕊🦇🦇🦉🦉🦉🦉🦛🦏𓃱🦘🦬🦃🦚🦩🦐🐿🦥🦔🦫🦨🐺🦭🐧🐧🦀🦀🦐𓇼🦑🐙🐡🫍🐳🐋🦈🦈🐟鯉🦊🦊🦊🐍𓆈🦎🐍🐍🐍🫎𓆏🦅🐦🐦𓃸🐰🐼🦎🦐🐠🐌🦂🐸🦦🦦🐟

Oh god. He’s become a vtuber

13. Trad Wife by Saratoga Schaefer

Unhinged women fiction my beloved (and this time horror!)

Thank you for your service 🫡 I look forward to the outcome

Platform crocs my beloved

Ali described Alvie as my entertainment industry vent oc which is extremely funny to me because where is the lie

Maybe he’ll fix me and I’ll be able to enjoy myself again and in a way where I remember what’s really important. Like fendchip and touching grass

OUGHHHH THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD… will haveta pick it up then ‼️

OKAY RIGHTTTTTT. I’m glad we all collectively moved on from that as a society but 😭 what the fuck

Was it good??? It’s on my TBR 👀

12. My Heart is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones

I love weirdgirls and books about them that happen to be horror

11. Small Favors by Erin A. Craig

Unfortunately one of those books I thought was Just Okay at first but the more I’ve thought about it, the more vexed I’ve become by how subpar it was

REAL!!! Everyone in this region is dressed in Linlang (Chinese-inspired) attire but only Nikki and important NPCs are slaying. The rest are dressed so plainly 😭

Tan Youyou (the twink in question) is really good because he’s a full grown adult man who happens to be very short and effeminate. He does his taxes and is chronically overworked. None of that “16 year old but immortal wind god” shit here

They finally made my favorite twink in Infinity Nikki relevant this patch so here’s a pic of me sniffing him

10. Zootopia 2 (watched with Kou)

I saw people saying this was good but I didn’t realize it was actually capital g Good!!!

Nick Wilde is just my oc though I fear

9. A Magical Girl Retires by Park Seolyeon

The concept was soooooo good but it ended up being soooooo bad. Which I’m devastated about still. At least the illustrations were pretty…

First and last time I trust a TikTok recommendation

Her eyes glimmer with divinity

I can’t believe Nintendo invented gay people

8. Ritual of the Ephemeral Kingdom

Sometimes you stumble upon a Chinese death game VN that’s been machine translated into English so you give it a try and it ends up being really good in spite of the clunky translation

7. Cosmic Princess Kaguya (watched with Kou)

An incredible movie but even more incredible is the cross-dressing catboy they made in a lab for me

Decadent beast

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