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tweet from graetgalaxy: "i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person"

using this post to explain ocd

sits… what RPs are coming up

i love him and his lore so much as well :-)

resplendent taste, that’s what i’m going for

read this in the tone of “Cordelia is so kind” and had an aneurysm. But thank you

Not an artist but y’know

Fascists desperately want to be seen as tough and cool. Never ever ever allow this. Remind them constantly that they are little whiny baby losers forever.

happy birthday to the pokémon game with probably the best out of context scene

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Thinking back on it and Shake it off and Happy releasing within the same year gotta be like a twin towers event for 2010s retail workers

video games love to be like "and then the estranged monarch returned to their rightful throne and ruled peacefully for a thousand years"

You know what? Screw this site! I’m going to make my OWN social media. We’re going to go back to good old forums! To fund it and ensure that people will act right around each other, I’ll set an entry fee of $10. And because it’s gonna be more sex positive than this site, we’ll call ourselves Goo—

she took the wires to my playstation she doin' too much

the ceo of bluesky is crashing out, lets move to mastodon instead where random guy whos hosting a thousand dollar a month server can crash out and take out a entire sector of the internet cause they're bored

btw the reason why it always sucks when superhero stories try to talk about superheroes as cops (see the new fraction Batman) is bc superheroes aren't cops lol superheroes are our shared desire to protect people from the random cruelty of the world (which takes the form of Super Villains)

The new Pokémon Legends game drops in a couple weeks so naturally I’m thinking about the best video to come out of the last one.

Sneasler.

scribbles of snoopy

that beagle

A flag saying "buried fiber optic cable gf" marking a fiber optic cable underground, next to the aborted gf buried underground.

My favorite variant

that's where my mind went when i RT'd it tbh

we dunk on the concept of historical and fantasy characters somehow having a perfect understanding of bdsm safety protocols but i think we also need to free ourselves of putting modern terms for gender and sexuality in the mouths of characters who would've never seen a pineapple.

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

I think the biggest difference between The Internet Then and The Internet Now is how Being Mad Online used to be the one thing you could never admit to, under pain of death, and now, Being Mad Online is a whole career path with a skill tree and an ever-expanding variety of debuffs.

I'm not a big fan of Jack Dorsey but I have to admit that one of his better ideas was, instead of getting into posting wars with users, he would go off to a yoga castle and eat hallucinogens for two weeks

An edited image of Mort and Mark from KC Green's Anime club, stating "Well, we're not goin' back to twitter" "We can NEVER go back to twitter".

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I grew up with this game so I was confused when other sports games just didn't have mario in them

Nobody Wants to Be a Foodie How “foodie” went from badge of honor to cringey term to pejorative smear and all the way back again.

Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...