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@notreallyawitch.bsky.social

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Omg! You just unlocked a buried memory of my awful coworker!! Same!!!!

06.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was an adult before I ever saw β€œItβ€˜s A Wonderful Life” and β€œA Christmas Story” and tbh I wish these could be my answer.

05.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But have you seen Shawshank yet?

05.10.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You picked the best weekend. It will feel like summer in the day but look like fall all day and feel like fall at night. Enjoy!

04.10.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Picked the wrong morning to tour a school near Kenmore Square 😒⚾️

03.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, I saw it.

03.10.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite a movie but β€œSpookly the Square Pumpkin” gives me all the feels and longing for my children’s early childhood. It’s a very sweet little special.

01.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, why jimmy Kimmel? (No opinion on him just curious)

29.09.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All you need to know about my oldest child is that my sister went to my niece’s family weekend at BC and randomly met two people who know my son. He goes to Providence.

28.09.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I’ve come to hate the Dems more than the GOP. I don’t understand why they are just so bad at this when they’ve had 10 years.

28.09.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My run was ruined today bc I saw a cat and it wouldn’t come to me.

27.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is β€œboomer bait”

26.09.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TRULY

26.09.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I donβ€˜t know how to properly convey to my family that for the sake of my fragile mental health…we need to get a mofo dumpster. I gavevuo trying to get in my shed but I just went to retrieve something from the attic and cried.

26.09.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to get my vaccines at work today and the number of people declining covid is….something.

23.09.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rapture will always just be a song by Blondie to me but even though it’s supposed to be something good I hope it takes Curt Schilling.

22.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to tell you about my daughter on the eve of her 16th bday. Six friends at my house. She wanted Raisin’ Canes, decorating sugar cookies and mocktails in her brotherβ€˜s basement bar and yet…. they just asked me for β€œreal knives”

21.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That seagull had the audacity to wait until the off season. So many better targets

17.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think mine is Miller but really there is no wrong choice.

16.09.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He said and believed really terrible things BUT HE HAD FAITH.

16.09.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thing has really made me question if I’m living in an alternate reality more than I ever. What is happening?

16.09.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*with* contrast?!!! You are amazing and I hope she’s doing okay. ❀️

15.09.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s kind of wild that I tried to impress upon my kids that things were weird and scary in the 80’s for a long time and now I’m like, β€œactually things were pretty normal when I was a kid.”

15.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, they’re the best in chowder so maybe not….

14.09.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No! They are the best cracker snack. They are delicious but made for soup so they are hardy and can withstand mindless handfuls.

14.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but…might I suggest Oyster crackers?

14.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He absolutely should be fired. Teachers lost jobs bc they mildly criticized or even just said they weren’t mourn CK and this guy just ”apologizes.” The two morons with him at the time should ”apologizeβ€œ too bc they smiled and didnt say a word.

14.09.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest is sending me pics from Croatia and all I can offer him in return is, β€œI used the last of the summer cucumbers today.”

12.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, whatever but Jesus Christ, come on.

12.09.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How was Oswald caught when there was only eyewitness but β€œthis” guy hasn’t been caught in a time of social media and surveillance everywhere? Is It weird or just incompetent?

12.09.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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