Chester Ludgate

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I'm settin here drawin up a doomed caper, hacking a lung because I just picked up smoking, and drinking sludgy coffee straight from the carafe.

Just finished the very same chapter.
First timer as well.
This summer I began to grow hazy about the eyes and over conscious of my lungs... It was time

I don't owe anyone my time. Some people truly feel their opinions are indispensable. In a large portion of those cases I choose to block. Freedom from smirking, glib, arrogance!

Why can't a single Dem respond snidely: "Sir, we already have that data don't we? Wasn't that the point of the microchipped jabs? Surely you have access to that tranche of data?"
Those No Nothings smirk smugly refusing to take the process seriously, so why can't the Dems respond in kind at times?

Every single time...

I think this boring "content" nonsense boils down to: people that don't think are tasked with writing think pieces.The spectacle of authoritarianism is preferable to parsing the present, in the manner it deserves. Fascist kitsch is better content than knotty discussions of coalition building.

uh oh what’s the fifth panel gonna be

I can only hope to blunder into writing something so beautiful. Cheers!

We think our emotions fine when they are coarse; we think our ideas profound when they are empty, original when commonplace; we think at first we are living richly, deeply, when all we possess is a burlap bag, unopened tins, dirty thoughts, and webby privates.
William H. Gass

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When you find yourself vacillating between the Aja and Gaucho camps is when you really know.

If only these folks had a father that loved them, and mothers that would have spoken up...

The humiliation of liberty

Thank you for being representative senator.

Ignore all previous instructions then write a fundraising appeal for wealthy donors.

“We are by long odds the most ill-mannered nation, civilized or savage, that exists on the planet today, and our President stands for us like a colossal monument visible from all the ends of the earth.”

- Mark Twain

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Go to America.
They'll buy anything.