Alex Engelberg

Also a Mario Kart speedrunning category

Sometimes you gotta add that extra sauce

This is the way

Exactlyyyyy

I like TOTP and passkeys because I can manage those in my password manager and can still instantly log into a site without breaking my flow

Please, small business where I buy hair products sometimes, just give me a Sign In With Google button and we can both move on with our lives

There's a very specific account login flow that all medium-sized websites have now where you enter an email address, a password, and then also enter a code they sent TO your email address. As a password manager power user I am here to yell (to no one in particular) that this is the worst option

Headed to a restaurant that Google Maps says serves "grub". This is awesome because I love to eat grub. Everyone loves grub

It is implied that New Donk City was historically New Amsterdonk

McDonald's in the Pentagon (by Silly Stu) but it's in the style of the Doobie Brothers

I scheduled all the meetings I didn't want to do for 2am-3am on Sunday March 9th. They had no idea!!!!

Overdrafting to pay off my face card this month

"they got me," I sigh as I start reading the agreement word for word because that's the only way to get to the bottom

I kinda figured 95% of the value of AI is cutting through ads and click-farming. I honestly think Google in 2008 was good enough to do most of what we ask ChatGPT for now

bluesky beat #2: sitcom shuffle

just decided I want to get in the habit of making some random beats on the computer and posting them somewhere. here's one I just made tonight. let me know if you like the idea of this and would want more of this

I am!

Credit to @classicaltrombone.bsky.social for this theory, but I've personally never seen a Reel from with less than 100 likes. I only ever get pre-vetted and already viral content. Implies maybe TikTok takes more risks with random ideas from unestablished creators?

Alex at a Christmas-decorated house, smiling, holding drum brushes, about to play a snare drum

Alex at a Christmas-decorated house, holding drum brushes, making peace signs

Instead of being a guy who brings a guitar to parties, I'm trying to be the guy who brings a snare drum and brushes to your house to play some light jazz. Anyway here's Vince Guaraldi

these are wild numbers! is the router encased in a bowl of jello?

A still from the music video "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye, but Kimbra's face is replaced with Astro Bot's face

I just realized whenever they release a Game Of The Year Edition it's always abbreviated as "GOTY Edition" because otherwise it would be GOTYE

scientists currently in a lab figuring out what happens if you drink both a liquid death and a liquid IV

A screenshot of an iPhone numeric keypad, with a 6-digit two factor auth code auto-populated from messages.

Hold up, Apple kinda cooked with this feature 🔥🔥🔥

Alex posing in front of the Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn Bridge Park

Like this picture for 7 years of good luck

fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things:
1) "nah, I'm not doing that"
2) "nah, you're not doing that"

a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one

Due to inflation since the candy bar's debut in 1932, there are now 66.94 Musketeers

I think Glitch is free to host static sites if the code can be public?

winner

opal.town is available 👀