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self-proclaimed world’s normalest person / no pronouns i’m better as a concept fernwaves.neocities.org

21 Followers  |  13 Following  |  897 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  1.622

Latest posts by fernwaves.neocities.org on Bluesky

cool part of having bf is you. can say some absolute bullsjit and call it flirting and what is he gonna do abt it

05.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ableist to think an autistic person is annoying?

01.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think i was bornnn boredddddd

31.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

claw machine and riding around in the dark ?

31.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
hamster wearing a ribbon on a japanese morning show

hamster wearing a ribbon on a japanese morning show

hamster 2 inches long taking up an entire sofa (over 60 inches long)

hamster 2 inches long taking up an entire sofa (over 60 inches long)

caption for the hamster translated from japanese: “This is a hamster who is introduced like a ridiculous tyrant”

caption for the hamster translated from japanese: “This is a hamster who is introduced like a ridiculous tyrant”

meet queen hamster

29.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

unfortunately i do love going camping

28.09.2025 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everybody gangsta til love was a country they couldn’t defend

21.09.2025 19:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there is nobody more obnoxious than a man you don’t owe anything

19.09.2025 14:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the humble serif font:

14.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i should get into soap operas

12.09.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

does anyone know if we have civil war tomorrow? i have to work in the morning so just wanna check

11.09.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

normalize dry humping

10.09.2025 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kendra licari core

09.09.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"you shouldn't smoke weed every day anyhow"

yeah and you also shouldnt be homeless, but saying that doesn't solve anything

08.09.2025 05:52 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

you think being homeless is bad?? well I can't afford to smoke weed every day. how about that.

08.09.2025 05:45 — 👍 116    🔁 5    💬 14    📌 1

can’t wait to be in my hometown for the holidays. i am going to be tis the damn seasoning in ways never before observed

07.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the cool thing about waking up early is that it is physically painful and it also never gets any easier

07.09.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey so why did we decide to drunkenly scream the lyrics of a musical screening that was not at all marketed as a sing-along, are our brains regressing and unlearning theatre etiquette

07.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

my fav part of smoking. with them is j can go nonverbal and they entertain each other and it’s fine

05.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when you have your whole life ahead of you 🎉🎉🥳🥳🎊🎈🎉but you also have your whole life ahead of you ☹️☹️😔😔😞🙁🙁

03.09.2025 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

not that i’m complaining btw.

03.09.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i want to look at pictures of otters (the animal) but all i’m getting are otters (the men)

03.09.2025 01:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

???

31.08.2025 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she on this dick like little debbie call that shit a nutty bar

14.08.2025 03:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i’m fat and chopped and too skinny and i’m so hungry and im unc :(

29.08.2025 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my horny ass could NEVER be a plumber

25.08.2025 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

am i falling off be honest

25.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐

25.08.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@bizarrocat.bsky.social you asf ?

24.08.2025 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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