Simon Dale

We need to talk about Adam Wharton.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

Wait so I have to PAY to kill a bird these days?

This cannot be real? Surely. Please say this is a spoof.

GOD DAMN

He's VERY popular in Shrewsbury by all accounts

"Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme"

Live Laugh Love

Posted by the President of the United States.

The side foot volley

He comes from Serbia. And he will kill you.

Beats really aren't very good.

Oh dear how sad never mind

Nottingham Forest have conceded 13 goals in Ange Postecoglou’s first six games in charge…

Ange Postecoglou has become the first permanent Nottingham Forest manager for 100 years to fail to win any of his first six games in charge of the club.

[@OptaJoe.com]

The loudness of the boos at the City Ground...

You still on twitter? Get it on there if so

Any Palace fa and know KEITH BENSLEY?

I’ve found your passport - will bring to the game.

Please share #CPFC

DON'T VOTE FOR HIM. WINNING IT IS A CURSE

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That's twice I've had to use this today

Years? He's been in charge for 19 months. Seems crazy when you actually realise he was only appointed last year.

Is this like a celebrity roast?

Sister-in-phwoar

This went from 'ah sweet' to 'jesus fucking Christ' real quick

I'm just intrigued to know whether you ended up making your fortune or not, or are you one of the street drinkers?

Should have used The Sun given it's a shit rag

Oh wow. Lee Clark absolutely destroyed here 😬

Thought Canvot was excellent. Calm and composed on the ball. It was only Millwall but very promising signs.

Big up the Palace admin #cpfc