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Toasty 🥶

ask your doctor if your head
exploding is right for you

Well no fucking kidding, geniuses. Fucks sake.

Sauerkraut farts are in a league all their own.

Starting a page for people who say they'll join you to do things but then never show called Only Plans.

pro tip: if you throw some salsa macha in the mushrooms, onions and garlic you're sauteing do not lean over and take a big sniff of it

How about we crucify Dean Cain.

Militia Cosplay. Well said.

HISTORIAN HERE: I don't think you can say this any better. If "originalists" want to claim that the 2A is about containing government....
Of course, that interpretation was always wrong, but let's say it was right. See below for what that means. 👇

Apparently there's such a thing as sausage thumbs.

Shorts fired

I’m neither as funny nor as grumpy in real life as I appear to be on Bluesky.

Just wanted to be transparent.

Stephen Miller dying would be mine.

The signal’s clear. What’s on your mind, Caller 36.
I’m listening….

my work here is dung

Firing Greg Bovino is like firing a waiter who serves customers rotten food.

Yeah, he should've known better, but the food was rotten long before he got his hands on it.

Imagine if Derek Chauvin had knelt on George Floyd's neck and murdered him, while employed as a masked federal agent.

Noem would declare him a hero. Bovino would return him to work.

You'd never learn who he was. He would never be tried.

And you couldn't do a thing about it.

Much more than a little.

I bet if Republican lawmakers started getting protestors outside their wife’s nail appointments we’d start to see some movement on Trump. These people are isolated and need their comfortable lives disturbed a little.

If you think leftists are pacifists then you clearly don't know shit about leftists.

We want fascists to get hurt or literally die.

I wish I could do it.

when i said i liked it rough i didn’t mean my life

He's a fucking Nazi just like you

The only way to stop a MAGA Nazi lynch mob is to build a moral movement that can reclaim the US government, hold people accountable for their crimes, & reconstruct a democracy committed to liberty & equality for all people

Becoming an expert at being disgusted

Try to come in my home mother fuckers

Say something now Gestapo prick

Six feet under.

To keep saying we need “investigations” to really know what happened in these street executions w/ videos of multiple angles & lots of witnesses echoing, “that person was murdered” is gaslighting bullshit. It’s no different than an NFL replay. Show me the video, now we know what happened. Prosecute.