Matt Martinez

@nbabeau.bsky.social

Mavericks State Media Transmission: You peasants are welcome — we await your ceaseless adulation A dispatch from the satirical Adelsonian Politburo after Generalisimo Nico Harrison was jettisoned from the Regime.

Mavericks State Media is at it again www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-an...

3 things to look out for in the Mavericks’ season opener against the San Antonio Spurs The Mavs have won seven of the last eight against the Spurs, including the last two season openers.

Another #NBA season is here, giving me another chance to try and fail at posting my little stories to Al Gore's Internet. The Mavericks/Spurs rivalry has a chance to become something meaningful again. Will Dereck Lively's DOMINANCE over little Wemby continue? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver...

Hey, bro — Throwing sex toys at WNBA players ain’t it Flying dildos at WNBA games is speaking power to truth.

Let’s cool it with the dildos, plz and thanks: www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-wings...

Klay Thompson is quietly putting together one hell of an offseason run The Dallas Mavericks’ swingman painted the corner with his ceremonial first pitch before the Texas Rangers beat the Oakland Athletics on Monday, just days after Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion’s rela...

Klay Thompson: A scholar and a gentleman who is putting together a blistering hot run this offseason www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/22/24... #nba

Decisions, Decisions: Mavs video coordinator breaks down basketball's "if, then" riddles New Dallas Mavericks assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown breaks down the practice drills that build the knack for instantaneous decision-making that developing players need.

@mcmartinez817.bsky.social wrote about practice drills from the Mavs’ new assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/18/24...

Wings Things: Let’s try this again — August game against Indiana Fever moved to AAC After Fever guard Caitlin Clark missed the June 27 matchup between the Wings and Fever, which drew more than 20,000 fans to the American Airlines Center, the two teams will play there again next month...

As we gear up for Wings at Mercury tonight, the team has announced that the next Caitlin Clark-Paige Bueckers matchup in town will be at the big house. Last time the Fever came to town more than 20k fans were in the stands www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/7/244...

Wings Things: Who is this team, and what have they done with the Dallas Wings? The youth movement is spurring the Wings to five wins in their last seven games.

The 6-13 Dallas Wings are the breath of fresh air the DFW sports scene needs right now yall: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/3/244... #wnba

Agh finally finished Andor I need to talk to someone about this with immediately

Just dropped Anthony Santander for Jasson Dominguez in fantasy baseball, is there any chance this works out well for me

Hell yea, thanks! Sozomaika is the best

Nice little comic book haul from North Texas Comic show in Frisco today

Harrison said attracting free agents to Dallas is ‘the least of my concerns.’ Here’s why he’s wrong Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison’s end-of-year press conference just keeps on giving.

"Harrison is exactly the kind of motherfucker who doesn’t care about the people that work for him or with him."

ok ouch @mcmartinez817.bsky.social wow
www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/24/24...

If I didn’t think I’d get fired instantly for doing it, I’d allow Mavs Moneyball to pay me an embarrassing amount of money to do a dramatic reading of this wonderful piece of NBA satire from The Bard of The Lone Star.😂😂😂

Thanks for the kind words Beau

We went back to the well @nbabeau.bsky.social please to hope you enjoy

Mavericks State Media Transmission: Your anger may be righteous, but our might makes us right Behold the Glory of Your Indentured Life in Fandom. Here are some Blessed Words from your Benevolent Leaders.

The Benevolence and Magnanimity of Dallas Mavericks State Media on full display once more www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/15/24... #nba

a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men . Alt: a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .

When your fanbase sees the front office as the Empire in Andor, it's simply time for a righteous bloodletting
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Player Grades: Recapping the Mavericks’ 101-92 win at the Orlando Magic The backcourt tandem of Jaden Hardy and Brandon Williams was the key in the second half.

The Mavericks just keep hoopin, circumstances be damned. Life on life’s terms I suppose www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #nba

Four thoughts after Anthony Davis’ return in the Dallas Mavericks’ 120-101 win at the Brooklyn Nets The outcome was never really in question as Dallas made a big addition to the lineup.

“We got goals in mind,” returning big man Anthony Davis said in a televised interview after the Mavericks’ 120-101 win over the Brooklyn Nets. But what does it all mean? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #NBA

The Righteous Gemstones | Baby Billy's Elixir Promo | HBO YouTube video by HBO

Colds, flus, streps, even covids youtu.be/dD2WT8SeOSw?...

Street Fighter 2

So smoking the occasional offseason hookah is orders of magnitude more offensive to Fatrick Dumont and Nico “Horse’s Ass” Harrison we are left to assume… I hate the team I am a fan of

"Two barbecue pits, both alike in dignity
(In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean."

excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ

I actually enjoy beast as a villain

A couple more of the covers I did for SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING after I'd left penciling the interior pages.

Not too shabby, if I may say so myself.

The year is 2028 and I have to pay my taxes in [SLUR] Coin. If I don't, they'll seize the 1/8th of a shipping container I sleep in between shifts at the gangstalking factory.

man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it

Fuck you, Chase, it’s all hidden under my mattress I don’t have to take this shit from you