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Gotta be real I forget this place exists like 90% of the time

Hello panopticon how are we feeling tonight

I wanna make little transformers with my modeling clay again..... I should make Prowl and put him in a little jar

I think my body peaked at 6th grade and it's been downhill ever since. Hashtag autoimmune gang

Never have I felt more rage in my life than being asked by a site to show them my actual, real life ID in order to see adult content I ALREADY PAID FOR IT

'Nother one! Fresh outta the oven! Thank you so much @miserablesecrets.bsky.social (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
This one was so much fun. Got to draw a fat ass on a 'Con (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)

#valveplug #hook #firstaid #transformersg1

This is the only info I've been able to find about who has been organizing it, but this was from May of last year and you mentioned someone dipping out, so idk who it actually is running the blog now that I think about it

Well, unless the project has socials on places other than tumblr. Which I wouldn't know about bc again, I don't follow this blog

They've only posted about the verification being needed on the tumblr (which I don't follow) and the singular message sent on kofi. Which, I believe sends an email but like. Emails can definitely be missed. Bc I sure did miss it for a MONTH

The entire thing has been haphazard and poorly communicated tbh. Also by looking through the blog, they say that they're "ONLY shipping to those who verified" which uhh. 🤨 You're just going to withhold this product from people who don't follow you and don't see the notifications? After they've paid?

Gang I'm so fucking pissed rn you wouldn't BELIEVE

This isn't even getting into the fact that the shipping was routinely delayed and pushed back with minimal updates that weren't even given in a timely matter. From start to finish, this has been a haphazard and poorly conducted transaction, and I will never again buy something from this person

delay TAKE EVEN FUCKING LONGER? Why is the onus on me, the buyer, to verify MONTHS LATER (which. This verification was never stated to be needed before it was implemented) to get you to send me the fucking product that you're contractually obliged to send me.

It's been NEARLY A MONTH since I was sent the message/this was implemented. You didn't think that perhaps I didn't SEE the message? Or perhaps my address HASN'T CHANGED? is the plan to send the cards to the people who never replied after sending them to everyone who did? Thus making a 4 month

I shouldn't have to be following the damn blog or consistently checking my kofi messages to get the product I ALREADY PAID YOU FOR bc you decided to change the terms months later and make everyone "verify" their order. What the fuck.

Coming out of my hole to complain about the fucking DISASTER that the TF tarot project has been on sending the actual deck of cards. What do you MEAN I have to jump through more hoops to get the product I already bought and paid for months ago or it's being withheld

ultra magnus handing a reclining rodimus a datapad that looks very tiny in his giant hand. mags is saying, 'captain, instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable' please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.' rodimus has a '.......' speech bubble and is looking nonplussed

First aid, ambulon, and Pharma from Idw transformers are conducting surgery on an unknown bot. First aid and ambulon are talking about making plans to test out First Aid’s new sex toy while pharma continually asks them to pass him a scalpel for the surgery they’re performing. First aid: yeah, so it’s a kind of clamp for your vents that vibrates- Pharma: scalpel. Ambulon: okay, and what would my role be? First aid: well, a large part of the appeal pairs it with standard BDSM - I’ll send a doc with my plans for the scene for you to look over and edit / comment on. Pharma: scalpel!! Ambulon: okay, I’ll have time to look over it at lunch. Happy to help. The image then shows pharma with his hands covered in energon. He is blushing and already holding the thing he’s been asking for. Pharma: will you two stop talking about this and hand me a fucking scalpel First aid: it’s in your hand though

old Delphi doodle, they’re gossiping during surgery (pharma has a little energon on his hands)

a comic featuring First Aid and Vortex from transformers. They are sitting in a grey room on a featureless grey bed in the corner of the room. Panel 1: Vortex sits against the back wall with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed. First Aid sits in front of him fretfully. First Aid: “I don’t understand. What are you doing here?” Vortex: “Cybertron sucks now. Starscream betrayed us. Blast Off betrayed us. So I quit! Figured I’d just kick it with you on this little quest thing.” First Aid: “But… you’re a combiner now! What about your team?” Panel 2: Vortex, making a dismissive gesture: “Eh, fuck those guys. Never really liked them that much anyway. Being Bruticus was cool and all, but when I realized we were going to be living in each others heads from here on out…” Panel 3: Vortex, leaning forward and pointing: “That’s when I remembered your leg friend! He quit being a combiner, and he turned out fine!”

Panel 4: First Aid, with a pained expression: “… Ambulon is dead.” Panel 5: Entirely black and white panel with Vortex looking very shocked. Panel 6: Zoom back out to show them both again. Vortex is looking shaken, and First Aid is holding a hand up to him and has his head in his other hand. Vortex: “I’m gonna die???” First Aid: “No, wait- I mean, it wasn’t related to that- let me start over…”

tfw you crash at an exs place and have to get caught up on whos died since you last saw eachother
#maccadams #transformers #texaid #charliebotart

their virtuous cnc kink vs our barbarous rape kink

springer x first aid
#valveplug

A digital drawing of Ultra Magnus, spike out, bouncing on another larger spike. He looks both confused and in immense amounts of pleasure.

ultra magnus, the man that you are #valveplug

How to communicate to club members I Would Like To Swig Dance during the country song

Why do my arms HURT

Does anyone else oscillate violently between "chilling lol" and "OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST IVE EVER FELT PHYSICALLY, SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY" while drinking. bc I've drank 1 drink and I'm in the "OH GOD" phase rn o(-(

Line dancing to club music goes better than you'd think tbh. I'm celebrating my sister's 21st at a 'rodeo' themed club and. It's a fun juxtaposition

Post by @peggingprowl 💬 1  🔁 1  ❤️ 5 · Just Another Slap · Guess who wrote another First Aid/Reader ficlet!! That's right, ME. Tags: First Aid/Reader, Rated E, spanking, Sub/Dom relationship, Bullying, Dacryphilia, Bot…

Guess who wrote a First Aid/Reader smut ficlet! Turns out I'm very easily persuaded by my friends into writing stuff, ESPECIALLY when it's very self indulgent #valveplug
www.tumblr.com/peggingprowl...

I went through a binge of the show a few years back, so it's been fun seeing your comments! It's a great show if you can handle the contents

wrote One Sentence in my doc. time to pack it up for the day