petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... I’m not sure if this is even possible but as somebody somewhere said “you can have clean water and you can have privatised water but you can’t have clean privatised water”.
03.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 114 🔁 69 💬 3 📌 9petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... I’m not sure if this is even possible but as somebody somewhere said “you can have clean water and you can have privatised water but you can’t have clean privatised water”.
03.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 114 🔁 69 💬 3 📌 9Done x
04.03.2026 07:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 6508 🔁 1553 💬 90 📌 42
Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:
"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
I suspect they’re not.
02.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Dirty Business on C4 was absolutely brilliant and fucking terrifying. It’s imperative we re-nationalise our water companies otherwise the greedy bastards will kill us all.
02.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 446 🔁 79 💬 15 📌 5As is only right and proper, Welsh Cakes are #RecipeOfTheDay, with thanks to Heulwen Williams who let me play with her granny’s recipe. Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!🏴 www.nigella.com/recipes/wels...
01.03.2026 11:01 — 👍 735 🔁 139 💬 23 📌 13past decade pretty much
28.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 197 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0
Just naked racism from Farage and the Mail.
Only British and commonwealth citizens are allowed to vote. It's not 'stealing' to legally take part in your own country's elections
The former plumber has said that she'll arrive at Parliament on Monday, some time between 8 and 5.
27.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 336 🔁 59 💬 14 📌 4anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost
27.02.2026 07:08 — 👍 646 🔁 159 💬 3 📌 5Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
27.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 764 🔁 122 💬 15 📌 1
In a battle between hope and hate, hope won out.
Why voters rejected the hateful politics of Reform and instead embraced the "Green Menace" in Gorton and Denton
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/27/h...
This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)
25.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 7245 🔁 894 💬 161 📌 58After weeks of constant rain there’s nothing like a bright sunny day to make me realise my windows are fucking filthy.
25.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 569 🔁 34 💬 19 📌 2Brilliant show. Congrats to you all! 🪅
25.02.2026 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hope you enjoy and have a better day today!
24.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being amongst a clump of cunts you’re the one given the nickname The Cunt.
21.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 648 🔁 81 💬 17 📌 6INDEPENDENT Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says
I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.
21.02.2026 11:02 — 👍 4939 🔁 840 💬 166 📌 78Thank you. Chuffed you enjoyed it. I’ve had diverticulitis myself so understand your pain!
20.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Took a quick look at the other place last night because of the good news. It was rubbish! Very happy to report all the funny people are HERE.
20.02.2026 08:07 — 👍 601 🔁 22 💬 16 📌 2
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible
“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
19.02.2026 12:18 — 👍 1059 🔁 280 💬 32 📌 12When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
19.02.2026 11:39 — 👍 1609 🔁 399 💬 1 📌 0Somewhere, somehow, at a right-wing tabloid, the most deranged Meghan story of all time is being birthed
19.02.2026 11:02 — 👍 709 🔁 138 💬 21 📌 2
She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.
She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.
Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.
*one voice altered to disguise identity
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
17.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 21767 🔁 7744 💬 299 📌 638