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And in tiny Moulton, Ala. we didn’t even have MTV (though They gave us VH1 in the late 90s lol.) On a clear Sunday night we could sometimes get Coyote Jay on I95. Mostly had to rely on older siblings (or friends’ older siblings in my case) who were already in college for non-top 40 stuff.

I kept hearing that and kept wondering if I was really hearing that. I never hear the any except the most blatant teases.

I have executed my orderly shutdown.

Going to change the oil in my car. Might put in a new bed in one corner of the yard.

It’s a bunch of horse shit, but I still don’t think the dems should vote to fund the even bigger amount of horse shit this administration is doing every day. #furlough

I became a hero to my in-laws several years ago when I saved them a plumber call by re-attaching the chain on the toilet handle arm. They were in awe.

Marching band season.

Holy shit. Olds unite!

Two happy people screaming “I saw you!”

Love getting to sing along with @golgigolgigolgi.bsky.social!

#golgiapparatus #phish

Okeydoke!

Two old farts on the road to see Phish for the weekend.

Incoming! Thx for the ticket and the ride to Hampton bro! @va-phisherman.bsky.social #phish

Picture of a hand-printed t-shirt with the EXACT lyrics to “Reba” by Phish.

Brilliant. My girl Glynnis is the coolest. Look for it on lot this weekend!

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Oh man. Love Bergers. Well played, Dad.

Same, though i was at peace with no shows *this year* rather than *this month*. Hampton beckons bigly.

Solid start.

Love Brighten the Corners, happy to hear there was “no drama” there.

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Good answer, good answer…

I was there, but bro-in-law texted a little bit ago and needs a ride at 8am to pick his car up at the shop and he’s a great dude and uncle so of course I’m gonna. 7:30 beats the regular 5:30 so it’s all good. Enjoy yer Saturdee!

Class of 95 here and I feel this post sooo deep.

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This gets updated at like 2:32pm most rainy days and as reluctant U12 rec soccer coach with Wed and Thu practice, I refresh every 10 seconds hoping to see a closure. Lol www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/athlet...

A beautiful gray-haired cat curled up in a sink.

You guys ever met a sink cat? Meet Bonnie, Bon Bon, Bonster, Bonnaroo, Sweet Baby Bon Bell, who waits in the sink every morning until I’m out of the shower.

NYT Spelling Bee game not allowing the P-H-A-N as a word.

Horseshit.

LaMP, y’all.

What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*

*just albums you owned - and that were perfecto to the 16-year-old you.

Same but for soda stream bottles. Keep three going in the fridge, but the oldest’s Stanley diminishes the supply so quickly.

We didn’t get em here this year. I was assistant to the troop cookie manager the last two years. Major bummer. Those were the bomb.

That is usually a great decision. Well played.

A patch with the words “Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit” written around the edge and badass snake head in the middle saying, “Society is my jail.”

Getting pumped to commune with my fellow Dangerous Snakes tonight at the 930 Club

@mrdavehill.bsky.social