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Josephus Brown

@josephusbrown.bsky.social

A divorced dad from California raising two kids in Oklahoma in defiance of the rise of Republican fascism with his bisexual cowgirl girlfriend. Teacher, bartender, shiftless gadabout. He/Him.

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As the father of a disabled kid who retired from most activism when his kids came along let me tell you they absolutely do not want me to feel like Iโ€™ve got nothing left to lose anymore

11.10.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Havenโ€™t seen this in the wild in some time lmao

10.10.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw this in high school on like IFC or something in the middle of the night when we were all high as hell and it just had a room full of pot smoking teenagers spellbound

09.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm

Shin Godzilla

Cidade de Deus

Hot Fuzz

09.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real fucker is when you get the saltnado and the melted butternado

09.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah uh here in Oklahoma shit is getting real fucking dicey for people, I dunno what these numbers are supposed to be based on

09.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That oneโ€™s fun cause itโ€™s actually closer to the way Miami was pronounced when it was the tribeโ€™s name

08.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha thatโ€™s in my hometown and yeah it is absolutely worth the price of entry, just a wild tour

08.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not just โ€œmore tax baseโ€, itโ€™s that thereโ€™s literally only one solution to the problem of demographic collapse where you needed to be having more kids 25 years ago, and thatโ€™s letting a bunch of 25 year olds into the country instead.

08.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh this also ignores the possibility that parts of the earth basically become near-uninhabitable due to climate change and immigration gets driven by that instead

08.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pretty comfortable saying that a grown ass 50 something man saying โ€œyou boys would be my sex slavesโ€ isnโ€™t worth splitting hairs over whether thatโ€™s pedophilia just because theyโ€™re *technically* 18. Especially becuase he prefaces it with โ€œyou arenโ€™t adults, youโ€™re children, and I will rape youโ€

08.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao you really donโ€™t need to be defending him

08.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no!

08.10.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao

08.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a framed needlepoint hanging on the wall. It says โ€œitโ€™s decorative gourd season, motherfuckersโ€, with several decorative gourds pictured below

A photo of a framed needlepoint hanging on the wall. It says โ€œitโ€™s decorative gourd season, motherfuckersโ€, with several decorative gourds pictured below

I got my mom this needlepoint awhile ago and she loves it very much

07.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will say it takes a certain amount of balls to go to the website with all the people who couldnt stomach mastodon and tell them Our Ideal Version Of This Place Is Mastodon

07.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a headline that reads

Tropical Storm Jerry Forecast To Become A Hurricane; Could Bring Leeward Islands Rain, Wind

Screenshot of a headline that reads Tropical Storm Jerry Forecast To Become A Hurricane; Could Bring Leeward Islands Rain, Wind

Jerry, no!

07.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That or, at best, their reaction is โ€œ*that* shithole?!โ€

07.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clicked through to make sure this was here

07.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s important to do your own research on parachutes and rappelling equipment

07.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember Wikileaks? That website that was very much earnestly concerned about government overreach and abuse and not just an op?

07.10.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 473    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

If only we could make sure the only people these dipshits kill is themselves

07.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBucking tradition and legal precedentโ€

You mean breaking the fucking law?

07.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The posterโ€™s madness is coming from inside the c-suite

07.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHalf a million cars per yearโ€

So basically a pathetically minuscule amount?

07.10.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this place burns Iโ€™ll see you on the other side, Morty.

06.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I personally would like to kick him in the shins but I do not have the force of the United States behind me

06.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's review the timeline.

(1) Goodstein ruled against Trump's illegal demand for voter info.

(2) Harmeet Dhillon at DoJ said "nothing will stop us" about the case.

(3) Stephen Miller called judges insurrectionists.

(4) A day later, Goodstein's house gets bombed.

This is stochastic terrorism.

05.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 205    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Yooooo what the fuuuuck

06.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait the ADL? The ADL that basically bent over backwards to kiss republican ass over Israel? The ADL that leapt full on into bed with antisemites during the pro-Palestine protests?

All I can say is

BAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

03.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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