@thechrisarmy.bsky.social
WGA SAG/AFTRA Comedian and TV Producer from Detroit living in Los Angeles - I write jokes. Lots and lots of jokes
Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Dudeโs been ghosting you for years. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
09.06.2025 22:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. I bet it happens all the time. Like right now. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
09.05.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Champions love the sauce. #comedy #jokes #explore #champions
04.05.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Ocean is a Sea Word. #comedy #jokes #explore #ocean
02.05.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Come on #oklahoma. Letโs do this. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
30.04.2025 19:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heartbroken cannibals sit on the couch & eat chunky monkey. An actual chunky monkey
27.04.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Smokers say that. Especially in winter. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
26.04.2025 21:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Itโs what theyโd say. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
22.04.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Happy Easter from me and my Aunt Norma. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
19.04.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Shirley Trumple?
19.04.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Jesus - 10 Questions. By J Chris Newberg
open.substack.com/pub/thechris...
Iโm sorry. Itโs true. So many coins. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
30.03.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. This will save you lots of time. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
21.03.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Itโs like an alarm clock from hell. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
06.03.2025 23:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. This spleen is on ๐ฅ #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
05.03.2025 22:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watching #Anora I felt like an old person watching the Grammy awards. Every five minutes I thought, โWhat is happening? Who are these people?!โ
03.03.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Maybe just tell them?! #comedy #explore #jokes #funny
24.02.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Not every one has them. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
16.02.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Greatest hits volume 1. #comedy #jokes #explore
Hey Detroit, Iโm live at Comedy Cadtle Feb 27-March 1. Tickets (and all my comedy dates) at TheChrisArmy.com
Iโm sorry. Itโs true. That would be fire. #Comedy #jokes #explore #funny
11.02.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How come no one gets mad at Candace Owens for being in black face?
08.02.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. You must or youโre grounded. #comedy #jokes #explore
07.02.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Or an orphan. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
05.02.2025 22:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. A zen scholar told me this. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
04.02.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Itโs where I live. #comedy #jokes #explore #funny
03.02.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A man's head is his castle? Jaden Smith at the #Grammys
02.02.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
See you soon or youโll see the pics and have FOMO
02.02.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Punxsutawney Phil watches "What We Do In The Shadows," to practice for Groundhog Day
01.02.2025 16:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm sorry. Itโs true. Or Axe Body Spray #comedy #jokes #explore #politics
01.02.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mark Zuckerberg is getting unfriended by his wife.
31.01.2025 21:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
