David

This family values lady makes her own cortisone cream in her kitchen.

Amen

New pb on the bench today feels amazing af. So glad to be back on the grind!

Damn right!

Couldn't have said it better! Lets have a Not Having a Baby Shower!

Fuck. You're sexy.

Definitely giving Snickers bar

Magna cum laude!

... and I read this in her accent lol

I'm pretty sure she does it to make fun of us idk lol

My old lady wants to know if he does ear tricks?

Its triggering my bilingual need to use my vowels in both English and Spanish 🤯

Best feeling ever

What time is the revival? Need me to bring anything?

That would make my name coffee

Love this!

Happy birthday, stud!

So, who was next to you on that plane? They need a cease and desist immediately!

Omg you're so right! Iconic. 😂😂

This quote is gonna be as big as All I want for Christmas

I think they both were. I forget which, but one was eliminated and the other was a disaster over it.

Hot damn!

Very subtle. Very demure.

Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter, I love you so damn bad!

Hi handsome!

we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame

So it again but use my shoulder.

Happy for him.