Good news! The strait of Hormuz is open, if you don't mind the Iranians shooting at you
Iran quagmire is Trump's way
I call this my Hormuz suit
I kid you not... The same White House that forgot that invading Iran might lead it to close the Strait of Hormuz, is now arguing (through Peter Navarro) that war with Iran is a good idea because it'll prevent Iran from closing the Strait of Hormuz.
If there was a measles missile, Hegseth would pound his chest while vowing to use it
Reminds me of ICE and CBP
If Ellison messes with HIGNFY, I will be pissed
Already the law
Trump: my Iran war will end when I feel it in my bonespurs.
(Which is a problem bc he's never had bonespurs... welcome to another forever war)
Cadet Bonespurs sharing black and white photos reminds me of just how old he is
When he feels it in his bonespurs, then the war will end
Why didn't I think of that - gonna start selling the oil from my backyard well tomorrow
Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
But the exposure on BS has been worth it, yes? 😄
Level 12 Q drop right there
Honestly, if an Iranian gunman came and perpetrated a mass shooting somewhere in the US, we’d barely notice. It would be Thursday.
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
Guess spending money on the makeup room for Petey was a waste
Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?
Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.
Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?
Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.
Now that's drill baby drill
Trump keeps talking like he can just flip a switch and walk away from this war.
Meanwhile, retaliation has already started, with cyberattacks hitting U.S. companies.
This will be long-lasting even after the bombing stops.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
Giving Mission Accomplished vibes much, eh Miller?
"He is a horrible human being." .. (ex colleague Olivia Troye) .. (cartoon Rob Rogers)
Yes yes the Hindenburg-Valdez is the environmentally friendly, safe mode for oil transport!
Exactly - no help for Trump to fix the problems he alone caused - and we actually need a way to pay for roads etc.
The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.
He looks tired and half his face is droopy - he is not in great shape, nevermind what the strait is doing
I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
