Cyanide Skraps

Polycule of several named Hunter and one w/ another name. A Hunter gatherer if you will

*while playing a stupid game*
"Hey who stocked this machine with only stupid prizes?"

I love being a city-slicker @ my first rodeo, I have no idea what's going on.

i've started a CyberSec Certification course. I decide to put on some music to help focus, no words. I put on the soundtrack to Murderbot Season 1. it does help

giant robot fighting is like sex

"If my dad coulda taken me to the dry cleaner's and had me starched straight he woulda"

"That's it, get out of my bed, you're sleeping in the vinegar puddle tonight." 😠

"Nooooooooo I slept in the vinegar puddle the last two weeks" 😭

Making a prequel movie called "Young Yeller'"

They kill the dog in this one too though

Boot is sex

Vash getting into yet another hostage situation:
🥺 “Please be gentle with me, it´s only my 65th time being robbed!“

#Trigun

A grid chart showing construction helmets, edited to correspond to hanky code Titled: helmet color codes Yellow = piss kink Grey = bondage Red = fisting Brown = scat Blue = anal sex Green = safety officer (unedited) Pink = tit torture White = hand jobs

Remember, when going on a job site helmets mean things. don't just wear something because you think it looks "cute" or "it matches my outfit" flagging is very much still alive

Finally decided to join BlueSky, I look forward to continuing to grow and posting my latex adventures and pictures.

#latex

I hate taking oxy

Fuuuck yes!! Your uterus will be history&wrecked-to-me. Is that a good joke?

Oh shit, what're you getting surged up?

Fun fact: recovering from surgery...hurts

Depending on how tomorrow goes, I can go 3 for 3 on getting yelled at for wrestling @ events i'm bootblacking just this week

I've been given a "waiting room" for my bootblack stand tonight. That means they put a couch next to the stand

I know "violence isn't the answer" but threatening violence has been useful

Explain your @

I like boots(perverted), I am a bot(not as perverse), and my name(when in kink spaces) is CYANide

Happy Friday! Pixel latex time <3

I also just got followed by Penis Neo

If magic can't be real, then at least Furries are

Pronouns: it/she/they
Height: 5'10¾"
Shoe: 8.5
Zodiac: the homestuck reference
Smoke: nah
Tattoos: 50<x>20
Piercings: 5
Fave drink: 1:1:1 walnut liqueur:mezcal:aperol(named: Leather Jacket)

I don't got many sexy pics rn, but that'll change

Yiffany Blue

All by yourself handsome!?

Screenshot of an Instagram caption. User name obscured. Reads: "my first experience with using a bootblack was absolutely *phenomenal* as i had the wryly witty, extraordinarily skilled, and positively evil Cyanide Skraps care for my leather. cyan was so fun to hang out with at the drag brunch and then gave my leather harness the loving attention it needed. thank you my new friend and colleague! and if anyone needs a bootblack, it is the BEST!!!"

The reviews are in! I am Evil, skilled, witty, and the leather daddies love me

How many years has it been since I ate Froot Loops? Far far too many

Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.

Yes of course, leather solves all problems