@brennanroberts.bsky.social
"the biggest twink in town" | they/he 🏳️🌈
“ugh fine, i can mingle with the polyglots”
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*Yoda voice* "said a slur on TikTok live, you did. canceled, you are"
01.05.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just saw an adult man (like 50-60 years old) with pokemon go open on 3 phones i feel like it's 2020
19.04.2025 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lisa Rothstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/QAnwGsj
09.04.2025 19:02 — 👍 5657 🔁 795 💬 66 📌 35hitler is maybe not the first but probably the most infamous incel but i fear a lot of you bitches are trying
03.04.2025 05:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cancelled for ai art i fear
03.04.2025 05:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me if someone yelled "faggot" at me but i heard it as "fat gyatt" instead:
31.03.2025 03:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OH
31.03.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0having enrichment time in my enclosure (playing minecraft by myself since everyone hates me, apparently)
25.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0went to the caleb hearon show in seattle and his podcast guest and him spent 10 minutes talking about airplane food..
23.03.2025 05:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i love to find the least funny tiktok available and then send it to everybody i know; one life's great gifts
14.03.2025 06:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grift
11.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 4027 🔁 531 💬 351 📌 45sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
12.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 6889 🔁 409 💬 190 📌 34every time i drink i wish doja cat would apologize about the neo-nazi t-shirt so i could listen again
12.03.2025 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Give you one guess
06.03.2025 07:08 — 👍 17928 🔁 3470 💬 277 📌 102Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
04.03.2025 16:25 — 👍 76175 🔁 20594 💬 2049 📌 1381doja cat wearing that neo nazi shirt was my 9/11
02.02.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lowkey how it feels to be at the club around a bunch of hot people
28.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Setting quotas of arrests per day. You know what happens when you have a quota to meet? Scoop them up and let the court sort it out. They will be grabbing anyone they can. No proof of citizenship on your person? Too bad. That’s an arrest. Look “illegal?” Explain it to the court someday.
26.01.2025 22:07 — 👍 15279 🔁 6283 💬 1058 📌 592it's straggot night at the dive bar
26.01.2025 06:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0once when i was high i got the munchies so bad i tried to shotgun a can of soup
24.01.2025 20:05 — 👍 967 🔁 144 💬 46 📌 8terrible news: I followed a recipe to a T instead of winging it and it turned out way better :(
25.01.2025 02:01 — 👍 1699 🔁 56 💬 67 📌 7i am being silenced for my brilliance
25.01.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶ur gyatt is wrapped around my fingerrrrrr
do u have to let it linger🎶
accidentally ordered mac and cheese instead of grilled cheese at panera and then asked why the price was different i have to kill myself today
25.01.2025 00:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😢
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