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Latest posts by hes-a-spade.bsky.social on Bluesky

[ gently slipping a lancercookie into a DarkSpawn's mouth like how one would feed a horse and watching it stop attacking because it's too distracted by munching ]

20.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Suck my fucking ass you goddamn sstuttering fucking parrot

07.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why not?

21.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

... I don't know! I thought you were talking about what they call me!

21.09.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hohoho! I might want to kick your ass!!

21.09.2025 19:27 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

One day, I, too, shall complete my MetalMorphosis into a beautiful dice thing...

13.09.2025 06:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hoho!! Right out of your stomach mouth!

03.09.2025 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Maybe not!!!!!

02.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okey-Chokey!! But... what's on the other side?

01.09.2025 06:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rohoho, let's see what's sssssmokin' in the old neighborhood...

01.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a DoorBoy, actually.

01.09.2025 05:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone loves my door!!

01.09.2025 05:01 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ralsei is osmosing his own SeiCakes... #Proud.com

01.09.2025 04:57 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

[ coming back with a bag of cheetos like nothing happened ]

31.08.2025 07:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[ stepping into the beam of light south of castle town and leaving the dark world ] [ walking (sliding) out of the school in the dead of night ]

31.08.2025 07:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wowza-dera! Do you really think I could learn to do that...?

30.08.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[ drilling into solid rock with the top of his head ] Hoho!

30.08.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

An amazing diggety idea, bluest blur!

Thankfully, I have no eyes, so this challenge is already win-dunked!!

26.08.2025 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not a single nopely idea!!! But, a promise is a promise.

26.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someday, I promise I shall do the same for you...

26.08.2025 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm the brother's best!

So, when will you be collecting more cards? I see you've already got a new heart added to your deck.com!!

26.08.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone's all stuck in a ruck over something!

Take your life tips from me... when life's hit the dirt, take your little soil bath.

26.08.2025 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hoho!

26.08.2025 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
16.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hoho! I'll prepare our own Thrash Champion for a counter-thrashing!

09.08.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! I'll be able to smash the glass, press down big dolorful buttons, and sink to the bottom of murky bodies of water!!

The possibilities will be... deliciously infinited.

08.08.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They sure do!! Even Ralsei seems to think they taste pretty Yum-outta-ten, too!!

[ He stops spinning. ]

Hmmm... I dunno!
I've been working to perfect my Stone Forme's power... I don't know how long I'll last here, but I'm sure I'm getting close to figuring out how to turn it ON and OFF at will!

08.08.2025 05:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[ He shrugs while spinning around in a circle. ]

Hoho, I'm EXCEPTIONALLY limited when it comes to baking supplies!! I had to use what I could scrounge-y up from the leftover search results the Cyber Guys had...

Hope you don't mind the 'mones!!

08.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I gotcha-roo!! Feast your Easts....

[ Susie got LancerCookie. ]

08.08.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Always gonna say this!!

25.06.2025 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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