Alec

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When your friend with 15 dui's says they are going to settle up and head over.

Fool me 17 times, shame on me.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Flexing TNF definitely sucks for the fans that travel.

Who gets screwed?

TNF is a godsend to folks in the service industry. It took a dead shift and turned it into gold.

Id sure like to try it, but im not strong enough to peel myself away from Poe 2.

I clicked on the For You tab on my twitter feed and saw an actual execution. Fuckin algo over there.

A casual Tapeworm drop and then that last paragraph.

Fire Georgiev into the sun. I don't ever want to see him on the ice in an Avs sweater again.

I like to say hockey player names while doing an Al Gore impression. My current favorite, you guessed it... Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen.

Definitely. I also think Roy put limitations on Montreals trade partners.

Bobby Lou is an excellent comparison.

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Meanwhile, the big wigs at Kse.

History doesn't show goalies of their qualities actual trade value. Roy's value certainly wasn't that high.

Have we ever seen an elite goalie traded one for one. I think a top 5 winger might land a top 3 goalie.

Yep

Kse moves slow as molasses. Altitude will be back on cable before Cmac gets fired.

There we go.

It could be worse.

Hell is repetition.

Aaron Paul crying

Georgiev gives up a goal on one of the first three shots

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Dude needs some bifocals.

The NHL is filled with elite defensemen. Imagine the buzz if they received the "Jordan Treatment"—it could take the game to new heights.

So, were you lying to misrepresent your point previously or incorrect? I don't think we should be glossing over that.

Are you purposely leaving out a piece of that trade, or are you just uninformed?

If a first, third and the 32nd overall pick 4 years after his draft year for a goalie with one year of team control doesn't qualify as a massive haul, what does?

Another massive deal. Much harder to put together than a one for one swap of lifetime backups.

I didn't realize we were comparing apples to oranges.

In what world are those two goalies near the caliber of Askarov?

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The team from which we're acquiring our real starting goalie wants a backup in return but isn't interested in Jussy