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I hope everyone wins the fight they don't tell people about.

These password leaks are whack.

*grumble grumble grumble*

To the tune of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America:

🎶Trump sat in a funk on a bench at the park
Extremely pissed cause he's got no heart
Shit flowed into his adult diaper
While Melania ignored the man behind her🎶

Nature.
Much wow.
Very vertical.

Twerking is just a bun dance.

That's why it's RICH.

Thank you.

Don't just protect your peace. Nourish your soul. Make sure you do something today, and every day, that brings calm and reminds you of the beauty that can and does exist around you.

Walk in love today and always. 💜

Democracy dies to the sounds of thunderous applause.

We're here. We're still queer.
We don't turn back into cis people just because fuckhead says so.
We're still trans.
We're still agender.
We're still nonbinary.

What a good day to support black businesses.
✌🏿

Today is the perfect day to tell the jerk in your life to fuck off, keep fucking off, and fuck off even further until they fall off the map.

Dr. King said it best

#MLKDay

Bend your knees before kicking Nazis.

This has been a PSA

I like this plan.

me: [has room temperature generic Dr. Pepper]

me: HOLY SHIT, THAT'S SO GOOD, I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME NOW

Timeshares are adult waterparks.

I will not be accepting questions.

Severely happy I finally have a break to take a breather.

Do you put an Angel on the top of your Christmas tree?

[Roku main screen: Rewind 2024!]

No. *No.* Not just no, but hellllllllllllllllllll no.

I'm not gonna rewind 2024 and I'm certainly not gonna fast-forward it, either.

...

... is there a Pause 2024? Can we do that? I wanna pause 2024.

it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself

D'y'all ever just want to leave society to go live in the woods, permanently?

#WritingTip:
You can always fix bad pages. You can’t fix no pages.

Write. Just write.

If you're a Veteran and you get your healthcare from the VA, please make appointments with your PCP and specialists before January 20th, and make sure to update all your vaccines and order your meds.

And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Hello!

This fight could have been an email.

All I can think of is the "Derelicte" fashion line from "Zoolander."

Saying "AI" was "trained" on the work of artists and writers is the wrong metaphor. Their work was made into a database to be copied from and reproduced in small chunks.

There is no mind learning or being trained. There is no "intelligence" in that reproduction There's plenty of artificial, tho.