Dom

I mean, what an arsehole [derogatory]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD DO WITH £250k SCOTGOV CASH!?!?!? This cash will go straight into FWS battle budget and do nothing but promote more hate! You’ll get zero return on that cash! Zilch!

Lies! You’ve just not found the right style yet

Ikr? You’d only get glimpses of me being carried out of luxury events by security if I was that loaded

Selfie on a country path

I’ve been there many times…shades help 😂

Yeah, why make such an effort to absurdly ghoulish at every opportunity? It’s like panto to her

Trying to catch the light while not being in the shadow of your phone while slow not squinting challenge 😂

She says SNP ministers because she doesn’t want to acknowledge that’s the government she’s talking about, that money has to come out of the budget and there’s no Rowling fund pals

This is your tax money btw

Windmills everywhere!!

Deportation!?

We control the weather, cause floods, brought Nazis upon the world, we’re simultaneously after your kids & now want to stop you from having kids. What can’t we do? 😂

tears. in my eyes.

It must be death

Seriously though, how can I pay this vet bill! It’s going to be £240 because she needs to go back on Wednesday - I have maybe £50 🫨

Expensive anal scent gland 😭 😭

Can’t stop saying EXPLOSIVE ANAL SCENT GLAND

Morning? Morning!?

What f’ing day is it!? Does it even matter!? You’re no the boss of me!!

Nah, I think it’s safe to enjoy the awe that a rich sunset can offer!

Ooh I want these shorts!

So pink! It’s gorgeous

The sunrise looks beautiful but I cba going with a run or even a walk this morning

That’s usually me, 04:30-05:30 is my normal insanely early window

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”

“Because that’s what they are”

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.

#Newsnight

I’ve “slept in” which is amazing!

hollyoaks reading out the helpline number for anyone else whose husband went gay during a hen night train explosion

I thought that was a giant bourbon biscuit

I had socks on 😂

“I’m not afraid” the last song on the album has done it but the tears are very different, every place this song would take me has fizzled out and been replaced with something I’m trying to make sense of 😂