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Good for them, "nice" indeed

Like unless you have some cave bunker where you are completely independent of any need for outside electricity or gasoline or fresh water or food (which if you're posting this on discord... I'm gonna assume isn't the case) maybe dial back the smug there just an idea

Imagine watching a small group of dipshits strip the us government for wire and coming away like "what we need now is a president who doesn't do anything"

"did you cum?"

my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?

but no

But what a broad!

Digimon trading card for BeelStarmon, a digimon that's just a lady in a weird mask and a kind of kinky leather outfit. Like she's got low rise pants and a jacket with some series under boon, also she's packing heat by which I mean guns not like the aforementioned underboob

Entry #304,972 in "why Digimon is better than Pokemon"

Some lady named Mildred seeing this and declaring "I think I hauve Spanish Flu"

This shit must have hit so hard if you were a depression-era lesbian. I mean it still does but y'know

Finally! A romance novel as spicy as a cold bowl of oatmeal

TikTok screenshot: "What's your take on Gundam vs Robotech?" With a robot emoji

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

Lol, lmao

"I like gore in movies but I draw the line at joking about a Nazi's death!"

People think they're both the same because one party is actively causing harm and the other party is, almost to a man, aiding and abetting them in causing that harm with absolutely zero consequences

I've gotten a couple good ones from uh Great Notion brewing, used to be a brewery in Portland that did sours and Saisons and Goses but sadly they seem to have shut down

I'm getting this framed.

I saw this earlier, clicked through to see "metalhead" in his bio and then immediately blocked, no fuckin thanks man bleugh

Carey Elwes and Isaac Hayes shortly before escaping prison in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.

Seeing someone bemoan the rise of antisemitism on the left because of this and the Pod Save America guys expressing admiration for Tucker Carlson and I'm really really really gonna need to direct your attention to the "scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds" quote

There is not and will never be a "Red-Brown alliance" if you are conflating communist criticisms of genocidal Israeli policy with fucking antisemitism that is not a failure of communism that is a failure of your own brain

"growing Red-Brown alliance" okay I'm gonna stop ya right there bud

Xe Jinping please my country yearns for freedom

Coll (on the horse) and Kruppe

It's obviously gotta be Rallick Nom and Ocelot (lol not really)

"an interesting addition to the Authoritarian Chic lookbook"

Also... Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

Breaking news: people across entire political spectrum think black leather jackets look absolutely rad as hell

"an interesting addition to the Authoritarian Chic lookbook"

SIEGE wtf auto correct