HellDavid 2

HellDavid 2

@wallofyawn.bsky.social

Oregonian Nerd, 38 - He/Him

1,233 Followers 670 Following 9,596 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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4 hours ago

There's 2 kinds of guitar players: ones who know all the chords and ones that are fun to listen to

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7 hours ago

That's like a medium sized bottle of soda, or half of a big bottle of soda, or 1/3rd of a really big bottle of knockoff soda from a discount store maybe it's not that complicated

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10 hours ago
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

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9 hours ago

It really is they were first photographed in 1989 if that makes you feel better

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10 hours ago

I mean it's definitely up there but you also had like the first Sepultura album that year and Born too Late by St Vitus, oh and not to mention Venom with Eine Kleine Nachtmusik

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21 hours ago
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I'm so tired of having to defend porn made by consenting adults for consenting adults when our government is run by literal child predators that are hurting people everyday

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13 hours ago

They just did it in the newest episode of Tamon-kuns B-Side so it'll probably have a little bit of a resurgence

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13 hours ago

Hell yeah

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14 hours ago
Jacking off hand motion jpeg

"we're gonna cancel cancel culture"

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14 hours ago

Bros first appearance in the universe ended with him dying (in The Courtship of Princess Leia) and he didn't even really get fleshed out beyond "Uhh Imperial Warlord with a Super Star Destroyer" until a 4 book run halfway into the X-Wing series like points for being a deep cut I guess but come on

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14 hours ago

Saw a couple people say maybe it's Zsinj which I could kind of get behind cause maybe that would mean seeing Wraith Squadron on screen but c'mon, how many people really care about imperial remnant evil mastermind number 473, they already did Thrawn

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15 hours ago

Can't wait to finally see them introduce Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke

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15 hours ago

Ole Blue Moriarty

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15 hours ago

While I do fervently wish they would introduce Zsinj I only want that because it would theoretically mean doing at least one Wraith Squadron movie and I ain't holding my breath on that

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15 hours ago

That's just Thrawns' government name!

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15 hours ago
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

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23 hours ago
Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute

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1 day ago
its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

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1 day ago
a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

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17 hours ago
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
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15 hours ago
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Hehehe Ghehe GIF Alt: Hehehehe lizard GIF
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16 hours ago

Pretty sure that's Ben10sexual

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19 hours ago
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
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17 hours ago

virtue signaling is good. practicing virtue is better, but both signaling AND practicing virtue is best.

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16 hours ago

Hmm I wonder if this has any kind of parallel in California history, eeeh it's probably not important right?

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16 hours ago

I personally can't wait to see a 30 minute montage of Gollum teaching Kate Winslet to suck eggs before he finds a ring on the riverbed and a bunch of ominous music starts playing

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16 hours ago

This is how you start a pogrom by the way, just sayin'.

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1 month ago
The waitress asked whether I'd like tap or sparkling water. I rolled my eyes at that one: As impressed as I was with the restaurant, calling the water "sparkling" was just too pretentious - like "sparkling" crystal or a "sparkling" diamond. But I ordered the sparkling water anyway. Probably better for me. Fewer contaminants. I took one sip and literally spit it out. It was the grossest thing I'd ever tasted. I remember once getting a Diet Coke at a Subway without realizing that the fountain machine didn't have enough Diet Coke syrup. That's exactly what this fancy place's "sparkling" water tasted like. "Something's wrong with that water," I protested. "There's electricity in it. "No there isn't," said the waitress." "You silly goose. You porky pig." Everyone laughed. "I demand that you replace this water!" I yelled. "And where is my ketchup, and my bib?" "You'll get your ketchup when you drink your water," she said, to the delight of all in our party, who laughed even louder this time. "Drink your water, piggy! Drink your water, piggy!" they chanted, led by the radical Marxist Lawrence Summers, who was then the president of both Harvard and Yale. They snorted in a hoglike manner, and pointed at me with mean fingers. I began to cry - bravely, but in a way that brought me shame nonetheless. It was then that the tables turned. Lawrence Summers violently overturned the table, and the others pinned me to the ground as he began to pour sparking water in my nostrils. "The bubbles!" I screamed. "It burns!" "This is what everyone in New York thinks of you," he taunted, as he turned me over and began to paddle me with a baguette on my bottom. "Are you ready for your ketchup?" screamed the waitress, with malice in her voice and hate in her eyes. Sadly, I no longer was.

still can’t believe our vice President published this

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